Bryan Tew awkwardly points camera at churchgoers during service

He thinks the people in church with him are gangstalkers, presumably the ones leering at him wondering why he’s pointing cameras at them in the middle of a service.

When your paranoia gets so bad that everyone around you can see it and their reaction to your paranoia only serves as proof that they’re out to get you!

https://youtu.be/5cSnD-0pneA

CIA finally allows Bryan Tew to book a ticket out of Ecuador 

Bryan says he has dropped his appeal to receive asylum so he can get his ass out of Eucador. It seems that he received temporary asylum while his appeal is being considered. 

I think what Bryan failed to understand is that asylum isn’t like the Witness Protection Program where you get a new identity, a free home, and extra police protection. Bryan seemed to be under the impression that they would (or even could) do something about the “CIA” and their attacks. They just gave him a piece of paper that allowed him to stay in Ecuador – that’s it. 

There are special cases where countries will take in people on a case by case basis and do exactly that – a new identity, a place to live, and personal protection. Examples of this might be foreign officials who want to defect and have something valuable to contribute (i.e. Intelligence) in exchange for that kind of protection. But Bryan is just a lunatic with a persecution complex.

His final destination is Beijing. His last trip involved a botched hospital stay where – I believe that’s where his insurance company found out he was defrauding them and cancelled his policy as he lay in the hospital bed, and the hospital tried to get the American Embassy involved which resulted in him fleeing the hospital.

https://youtu.be/Ote421P-Q_I

Bryan “I did nothing wrong” Tew kicked out of yet another hostel

In Bryan Tew’s world, all of his problems are someone else’s fault. The voices in his head aren’t his, they’re the CIA’s. When his ass gets beat, it has nothing do to with the harassment he instigated. 

When he’s loud and obnoxious in his hostel, he didn’t do anything wrong. It’s just the CIA and their useful idiots engaging in a harassment campaign against him.

https://youtu.be/f4HcrI6Do0Q

Mandela Effect Claims “Brian Tew” As Next Victim

Thanks to Wet Nayrb for bringing this to my attention.

The Mandela Effect is a phenomena where people misremember past events. A significant number of people are convinced that Nelson Mandela died in prison and had no idea he was alive until very recently – he died for real in 2013.

When conspiracy people encounter this contradictory information, they do not conclude that they misremembered or misunderstood world events. They ascribe the contradiction to scientific witchery involving CERN time machines – they believe that CERN’s activities are causing past events to change. Seriously!

Various people have extended this theory to other events. One of my favorites: I saw someone claim that Oscar Mayer (you know, the hot dog and sliced ham company) was really spelled “Oscar Meyer” and that only recently has it changed – because of CERN’s time machine.

So apparently not only has it claimed Nelson Mandela and Oscar M(a)yer, it has also claimed Brian Tew (not Bryan Tew – that’s CERN’s witchcraft) according to this lady.