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Bryan’s adventures in Panama have come to a halt. He applied for asylum and even attended an interview, but claimed the translator was corrupting his testimony (no evidence provided) and decided to leave several days after the interview.

Bryan ends up taking a flight out of Panama back to New York City where he passes through immigration and returns to American life. For how long is not clear.

Here’s the adventure so far:

Bryan gets into an argument with police officers at JFK Airport. The officers have zero tolerance for Bryan’s bullshit and lies:

After being given the bum’s rush at JFK Airport, he ended up at a city-run veteran’s shelter:

Bryan left the veterans shelter after a day or less, apparently because he thought they were harvesting his DNA through the use of COVID testing, which makes no sense at all. DNA doesn’t change, so if they actually care to catalog his DNA, they need only take it from a single sample, not from countless continued samples taken on an ongoing basis.

Bryan Tew finally left Ecuador a few weeks ago and arrived in Panama after failing to find any cheap air tickets to Nicaragua.

Some highlights of the adventure so far (in no particular order) –

Bryan was unhappy with the clinic who performed his PCR test and belligerently demanded his money back. Security was called which Bryan suddenly says there was “no reason” for:

With absolutely no evidence whatsoever, Bryan proclaims that he is “surrounded” by Panamanian “special operations soldiers”:

Bryan has more bizarre sexual nightmares. This time involving fucking a woman that was “possessed”. I guess this is an improvement over the time he had a nightmare about dropping the soap in the locker room for the Georgia Bulldogs:

Bryan can’t seem to figure out how to reach Nicaragua. In several posts and videos he’s said that Nicaragua is unfriendly to the US and he would be able to get help there. Oddly enough that’s the same thing he said about Ecuador several years ago but we saw how far he got with his asylum claim.

Anyway, depending on which posts and videos you watch, he either didn’t get the PCR test results on time, or he slept through the bus departure time and didn’t make it to Nicaragua. Now he wants to try the asylum gambit in Panama:

Bryan finally figured out that he wasn’t going to get asylum any time soon in Spain so he tucked tail and ran back to Ecuador.

He’s currently in Quito whining about how terrible Russian people are for not wanting to entertain his bogus claim for asylum:

Bryan is now claiming that the Ecuadorian Gov’t / CIA is running honey traps at him:

If you remember from a few years ago, Bryan engaged in the services of a prostitute but ended up arrested after the prostitute stole his cell phone and he caused property damage to the hotel he was staying at: https://www.tiwatch.org/index.php/2019/04/05/drunk-and-disorderly-bryan-tew-arrested-in-quito/

He has a predictable response which is to label us and our content as created by a computer rather than a real person. He says some CIA agent wears a special helmet that feeds into the RNM Supercomputer to generate the videos on my channel. Apparently the graphics on Omni Eris’ channel are just too sophisticated for a human to have created too.

He proudly claims that “Well I must be doing something right” and “anyone who comes across as credible they need to target” (LOL). Bitch you aren’t credible, you’re just hilarious. Delusional narcissist.

Bryan, your #1 problem is that you make wild fantastic claims that have no supporting evidence. Where is your evidence that a CIA agent is wearing a special “brain to computer” helmet to create my videos? You just pulled that straight out of your shit-covered asshole.