Tew

EDIT: Bryan had planned on leaving on 9/1 and even made a video from the secure side of the airport terminal, but it appears he failed to make his flight.

EDIT: On 9/6 Bryan finally booked another ticket and made it to Paris, France. Where he is going from here, I do not know.

Just to catch up with the last post (in mid-July) where Bryan Tew had a fender-bender on the way to the JFK Airport:

Well it turns out Bryan ended up traveling to Finland where he thought he could sneak across the border into Russia. The Finnish border guards did not let him proceed and ended up briefly detaining him before turning him around. (We commented on how this could have been avoided by Bryan simply reading the news and researching the current situation on strained Euro-Russo relations).

Bryan immediately pivoted to South America where he made a trek between Peru, Brazil, Chile, and Uruguay. Bryan was briefly detained by Chilean customs for being the only gringo on a bus full of travelers crossing their border and had some miscommunications with the customs officers.

He ended up in the progressive nation of Uruguay where he applied for asylum, only to whine about how the nebulous “they” were still attacking him after he applied which seemed to be proof to Bryan that Uruguay was part of the conspiracy. He ended up leaving in a huff after a minor police incident that was the result of him harassing and berating a travel agent and came back to America to “receive medical treatment”.

In the past 3-4 weeks Bryan has been back, he has received no medical treatment and missed several more doctor’s appointments. (Funny how Bryan puts almost no effort into getting treated but will invest all this time and energy in vacations…)

Please read that last post’s comments to get more details, those are just a few highlights!

Today (9/1/24) I see that Bryan is at JFK Airport yet again, waiting for a flight to Paris’ Charles de Gaulle Airport. Presumably Bryan has intentions to travel beyond France, but this is the only part of his itinerary he is sharing:

We might possibly have some clues where he is looking to go. Two working theories:

One, he is still claiming to be an asylee in Uruguay. I have doubts that the government of Uruguay still recognizes him as an applicant for asylum after leaving Uruguay of his own free will and means, and it doesn’t look favorably upon him that he willingly chose to go back to the country that is supposedly threatening his life. He might try to return and continue pursuing this.

Two, last night he posted this (below) claiming he is trying to reach news outlets in South Africa (!!) to beg for asylum. I’m not sure how the local news is going to help him. The post-apartheid government of South Africa is not likely to be overly accommodating to him, a white man, neither are any of the other post-liberation governments of other former colonial outposts.

I mean I shouldn’t have to say this, but these countries are run by people who know, painfully, what real oppression looks like with many of their leaders having been alive during some of it, and memories of fore-bearers having lived through it are taught in extensive detail. I can’t see any of them being sympathetic, and if anything, they might just be offended by some clown who claims his schizophrenic experiences are somehow worse than what they’ve endured.

Bryan has been warned repeatedly to not use the phone while driving. I’ve told him many times not to do it and that he would wreck if he keeps doing it. He has also been cited by the Moonachie, NJ Police (who provides patrols for Teterboro, where he received his citation) for the same thing.

He doesn’t care and likely holds himself blameless for this. He blames “they” or “them”, i.e. the mythical CIA agents or CIA contractors who he believes are making him feel unwell.

The only thing good here is that it appears this was a low-speed wreck involving only him. I’ve seen Bryan on the highway making these retarded “they’re torturing me” videos around hundreds of people. Bryan even has one video where he’s complaining about his burning lust for Rafael Nadal while speeding down the highway.

Maybe he was too busy fantasizing about Rafael Nadal or mourning his absence from Wimbledon 2024.

Bonus Clip: Bryan Tew gets into a verbal altercation with a random dude (trucker maybe?) in what I believe is the parking lot at the Walmart in Teterboro, NJ.

This is extremely inadvisable behavior for Bryan. Bryan is not in any physical condition for a fight. He would lose and lose badly. I can imagine the other guy landing a single punch on Bryan and Bryan getting laid out on the ground.

Part of me wants to see Bryan get hurt after threatening someone but there’s no point and he would learn absolutely nothing from it.

Bryan is just lucky that this dude has a lot of self-restraint, otherwise we could see Bryan with additional spinal injuries and/or aggravation of his existing injuries rendering him effectively a cripple.

Bryan Tew makes an 18 minute video where he goes over his VA disability claims and casually waves around his fat PTSD benefits checks like rappers wave around stacks of 100 dollar bills.

This is a Facebook video. I will reupload it upon request if anyone can’t access it or if Bryan deletes it.

He says it is suspicious that the VA approved his PTSD claim (even though he applied for that benefit and provided documentation so I dunno why that is suspicious).

He is also upset that he has been approved for schizophrenia benefits as well because of course Bryan isn’t mentally ill and there are actually thousands of CIA agents dedicated just to tracking him on a daily basis and making him beat off to tennis stars with their special homosexual-thoughts-beaming satellites.

I will give Bryan a little bit of a bone here and say if he told the VA that his physical injuries aren’t service-connected but they gave him those benefits anyway then he has a right to gripe about it.

My only question here would be, don’t you as the applicant have to sign off on a disability claim, something to the effect of “Under penalty of perjury, I do hereby certify that the aforementioned statements are true and correct to the best of my knowledge?” How did he get approved for things he believes are not true without first attesting to it?

If he got those benefits without making any false statements then he is 100% off the hook.

That being said, Bryan knowingly committed fraud upon the State of Ohio BWC by claiming to be 100% physically disabled while he was out petting tigers in Thailand, riding scooters, taking boat rides, and chasing after random strangers he thought were stalkers, kinda the opposite of what someone who is 100% disabled would be capable of doing. He suddenly has developed a conscience about defrauding the government.

He alludes to something very traumatizing in the military happening to him, something so traumatizing that he was too afraid or ashamed to even go into a VA clinic for 40 years but he does not go into details.

Just want to have a fresh comment thread since it has been a couple of months.

Bryan’s life has been mostly uneventful, or at least he hasn’t obsessively documented his life as much as he used to.

This week Bryan suddenly appears in an arm sling with no explanation. It’s not clear if he was further injured or if doctors are telling him he needs to wear it until he gets surgery.

Bryan does not elaborate meaningfully but it appears he has surgery scheduled soon. Someone (hospital, VA, insurance, etc.) is paying for him to be put up in a hotel, which I am not opposed to, but Bryan is complaining that the hospital is “two hours away” and he says he cannot safely drive. I guess it is implied that the big bad “They” did this on purpose but it just sounds like bureaucratic incompetence to me.

If I were in that situation I would just ask them to pay for a cab or Uber if I couldn’t afford it myself.

Bryan had some kind of altercation at the New York Presbyterian Hospital on or around 12/11 where he claims he was physically assaulted by a nurse and had security called on him. I doubt this happened the way he tells it.

Candy is currently using the Louis Armstrong New Orleans International Airport as her personal homeless shelter. For the most part, this is being tolerated other than the occasional security officer telling her she’s not allowed to sleep there.

I’m generally in favor of leaving homeless people alone if they’re not actively causing problems. However Candy is definitely causing problems. Candy thinks nobody else is allowed to charge their phones and that anyone who charges their phone in her vicinity is a satanist and a gangstalker. The idea that airports especially during holiday travel season can get busy is lost on her.

Bonus clip: Candy lies about her panhandling activities. She says she is polite and never gets rude to people; it’s always everyone else that is rude to her. This clip is followed up with another clip of Candy being rude and nasty to someone who doesn’t give her any money.

Okay, this is just an update to something that happened three or so weeks ago.

Bryan’s surgeon won’t agree to operate on him until he finds some place to live besides his Toyota. Bryan says this is “MEDICAL COINTELPRO” but whatever. I’ll side with the doc on that determination.

So Bryan did get a place to stay in New Jersey but was there for like 24 hours or so before he ran away, because he was “harassed” by a nude man. No elaboration but it was serious enough that upon (presumably) seeing this man’s penis, he ran away as quickly as possible.

(Side note – Bryan did serve in the US Army. How did Bryan survive a sausage fest like the Army being surrounded by other men in various states of undress?)

Today, he’s emailing the New Jersey Department of Military and Veterans Affairs, rudely demanding private accommodations where there is zero chance of him encountering another man’s genitals.

His stated reasons are, of course, irrelevant. It’s because he saw a naked man and freaked out.