Open Thread – 5/26

BRYAN TEW

Bryan is still crisscrossing the United States. Nothing interesting happened with him in the past couple of weeks, besides maybe a minor confrontation with staff at the East Orange, NJ VA on 4/16:

https://www.facebook.com/reel/1531149182018381

He was in Boise, ID as of last night. Destination unknown.

TIMOTHY SEEKINS

Timmy is a TI I barely talk about here. He’s 41 years old, unemployed, a Satanist, a fan of Candy Grandpre (whom I am sure does not approve of his Satanism), a TI, and epilepsy sufferer. He lives in a filthy trailer in Virginia Beach, VA.

Timmy thinks of himself as an experienced auto mechanic. He has a (to my understanding) Chevy Cobalt SS project car that I am not sure actually runs that he is constantly working on.

The Chief Handler troll has been mocking and belittling him for YEARS. Instead of just ignoring and blocking him, Tim is always trying to get the last word with him and always tags him in posts trying to boast about grandiose and fanciful things about himself. It’s very cringey to see. Sometimes it’s about his penis (gross and weird), sometimes it’s about what he thinks is the downfall of America, his superior genes, or whatever.

Recently he boasted to Chief Handler about an auto mechanic job he applied for that was supposed to net him like $70K+ a year. The employer apparently ghosted him and never got back to him.

His live-in girlfriend Kat is the “breadwinner” (I think she works at Applebee’s as a cook, so obviously we’re not talking about a high income household here) while Tim smokes weed and plays video games all day. He fails to keep any job he’s had because he does weird and creepy recordings of customers that he thinks are part of a gangstalking conspiracy. His last job was at the auto center of his local Walmart.

When he does have a job, which is not often, his paychecks are garnished because he owes fines and fees to various government entities in Virginia.

They used to live in Jamestown, NY. They had a number of children together, all of whom have been taken by the state, at least from the videos and posts the two of them made. Timothy is very bitter about it. To my understanding their children were taken because of the drug use in their home and Kat’s alleged drug use during pregnancy.

There have been very visible and public online spats between Tim and Kat. I don’t know that Tim has ever cheated, but he hasn’t been faithful – he publicly demands attention from younger women online (and whines when women don’t give him any attention to his posts) and publicly talks up women like Tobi Reed.

https://www.youtube.com/@Aratron757

https://www.youtube.com/@SerpentKing757

ANYWAY – Tim had a serious meltdown late last night (on 4/26 or past midnight on 4/27). He’s taken the video down but another connoisseur of TIs was kind enough to mirror it for us!

I kinda sorta feel sorry for him, because he does have epilepsy and I’m sure that’s not pleasant. Still though, he engages in a lot of toxic and paranoid behaviors, and self-destructive behaviors.

I linked both the video and an AI summary. If you don’t have 35 minutes to burn, just watch the 8 minute AI summary.

Matthew David Weider – MEGA THREAD #1 (4/26 – 5/26)

Matty Cakes is such a prolific TI / lolcow / weirdo that his antics that I’m going to create a separate thread for him.

I’ll start things off with his latest community post on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/post/Ugkxx4amoyPCn_Ukgwhtkr6oCimH3c0pp0vr

I’ll try to make this post slightly more serious than my own response post to him: https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxVdKwnHCRNna2DaVPutYkJ-dtO3y1OXZS

He says his mother is a bad person because she fed him Bisquick pancakes while he was a child. I know not all mothers are great mothers. I also do not have the lived experiences he has, but of all the things to complain about, “just add water” pancakes are definitely not an example of the bad neglectful motherhood he claims.

I mean, it would be nice if we could all grow up eating balanced meals with whole grains, healthy proteins, milk, and whatever, but let’s be real and admit that most working class parents aren’t nutrition experts and don’t have the time to prepare perfect meals for themselves or their children.

I grew up eating stuff like that, Froot Loops (contains no actual fruit), Cinnamon Toast Crunch, and other similar cheap and quick meals. It definitely wasn’t the greatest stuff to be eating, but I made it out okay. I made it out without huge man boobs like Matt’s. The saving grace of most of that kind of food is that it did have nutritional value even if it was highly processed.