Matthew David Weider – MEGA THREAD #1 (4/26 – 5/26)

Matty Cakes is such a prolific TI / lolcow / weirdo that his antics that I’m going to create a separate thread for him.

I’ll start things off with his latest community post on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/post/Ugkxx4amoyPCn_Ukgwhtkr6oCimH3c0pp0vr

I’ll try to make this post slightly more serious than my own response post to him: https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxVdKwnHCRNna2DaVPutYkJ-dtO3y1OXZS

He says his mother is a bad person because she fed him Bisquick pancakes while he was a child. I know not all mothers are great mothers. I also do not have the lived experiences he has, but of all the things to complain about, “just add water” pancakes are definitely not an example of the bad neglectful motherhood he claims.

I mean, it would be nice if we could all grow up eating balanced meals with whole grains, healthy proteins, milk, and whatever, but let’s be real and admit that most working class parents aren’t nutrition experts and don’t have the time to prepare perfect meals for themselves or their children.

I grew up eating stuff like that, Froot Loops (contains no actual fruit), Cinnamon Toast Crunch, and other similar cheap and quick meals. It definitely wasn’t the greatest stuff to be eating, but I made it out okay. I made it out without huge man boobs like Matt’s. The saving grace of most of that kind of food is that it did have nutritional value even if it was highly processed.

104 thoughts on “Matthew David Weider – MEGA THREAD #1 (4/26 – 5/26)”

  1. I caught Matt talking about pizza symbolism on Candy’s livestream.

    Pizza sauce is blood, cheese is… something (he didn’t say what cheese is), and pepperoni is nipples.

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  2. Matt seems to be complaining that a stalker didn’t post clear enough photos of the woman he was stalking on the Internet.

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  3. Matt’s mother says that she’s not going to pay for her son to live in another state and wants him to come home so that he can have a health assessment (presumably of the mental variety).

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  4. Matty finally admitted this morning his real intentions for wanting to visit the McMurdo dry valleys and more or less confirmed what RobotoSan was saying. I believe RobotoSan was conversing with Adam or another former acquaintance of Matt’s and shared all the chats about Antarctica with him.

    I present both Matty’s video and NotebookLM’s explainer video:

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    • Matt’s Elvis Presley video had so many bizarre leaps of logic that it reminded me of the South Park parody of the Jeff Goldblum characters from both Independence Day and Jurassic Park (with the obvious difference being that South Park Jeff Goldblum’s nonsensical non-sequiturs somehow led to correct conclusions).

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      • Matt is posting 2x-3x daily videos with bonkers theories involving numerology, symbolism, logical fallacies, and false associations around Antarctica, world events, and culture. It’s starting to get boring now. At least we know Matty’s real world view now and it’s just a dumb conspiratorial take from someone who can’t be bothered to actually speak for themselves and inaccurately recounts history.

        I’m eagerly awaiting Matty’s next move. Is he going to burn all of his money on motel rooms? What happens when that money dries up? Go sobbing and apologizing to Flora and/or Lucas with his obese hand out begging for money? Or maybe he’ll just go back home before that happens and pretends nothing happened.

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        • I don’t get it, now Matt has Grok claiming that Back to the Future predicted Elvis’s death (and resurrection) even though Back to the Future wasn’t even filmed until around eight years after Elvis died (and the original screenplay with the time-travelling nuclear-powered refrigerator wasn’t written until 1980, three years after Elvis died).

          I also can’t find any relevant quotes about Elvis from Back to the Future creator Bob Gale using either Brave search or Google.

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          • Okay, I can see the clip in Matt’s compilation where Bob Gale says that he “predicted” Elvis’s death and resurrection.

            Assuming it’s not an AI fabrication, I think I’d need to see the full interview for context but I can safely assume whatever the context is, he’s being tongue in cheek.

  5. I was actually having trouble keeping Claude on the hook, it kept telling me I was wasting my time trying to debunk delusions, but his Nazi stuff made Claude really eager to respond!

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    • I love it.

      Grok is known for being the shittiest AI out of the major players but beyond that you can twist its arm into validating whatever horseshit conspiracies you want.

      You can do that to some extent with other LLMs but they tend to have more guardrails that prevent it from validating too much craziness.

      I would love to see Matty’s Grok history including all of his prompts. I am certain we would see exactly what I’m suggesting – that he’s twisting its arm (so to speak) into validating him.

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      • To be fair to Grok, if you ask it a straightforward question about what’s south of the Antarctica Dry Valleys, you’d get a straightforward response.

        This is what I got.

        If I were to walk directly south from the McMurdo Dry Valleys, what would I encounter?

        Thought for 7s

        You would encounter more of the Transantarctic Mountains (including ranges like the Kukri Hills), then transition into the vast East Antarctic Ice Sheet, heading toward the interior of the continent and eventually the South Pole region.

        en.wikipedia.org

        The McMurdo Dry Valleys (centered roughly around 77.5°S, 162.5°E in Victoria Land, western side of McMurdo Sound/Ross Sea) are a series of east-west oriented, ice-free valleys carved into the Transantarctic Mountains. These valleys (notably Taylor Valley as the southernmost of the main three, along with Wright and Victoria) sit in a rain shadow created by the mountains, with katabatic winds keeping them exceptionally dry and largely free of snow/ice.

        en.wikipedia.org +1

        Immediately south: You’d cross the southern boundaries of the valleys (e.g., south of Taylor Valley lies the Kukri Hills and related ranges). The terrain remains mountainous and rocky/glaciated in places, part of the same Transantarctic chain. There are smaller southern valleys like Miers, Garwood, or Marshall, but the main Dry Valleys cluster ends.

        en.wikipedia.org

        Further south: The Transantarctic Mountains continue as a major range separating the Ross Sea sector from the East Antarctic interior. You’d climb or traverse higher elevations, encountering more glaciers, exposed bedrock in some spots, and eventually the edge of the massive East Antarctic Ice Sheet.

        secretatlas.com

        Deeper into the journey: Once past the mountain front, you’re on the polar plateau—the high-elevation ice sheet covering most of East Antarctica. This is a vast, extremely cold, high-altitude (often 2,000–4,000m+), featureless expanse of ice and snow. Continuing due south at ~162°E would take you across hundreds of kilometers of this ice toward the South Pole (at 90°S). No major stations or features are directly on that exact meridian in the near term, but you’d be in one of the most remote, inhospitable environments on Earth.

        en.wikipedia.org

        In practical terms, “walking” this route is impossible for unaided humans due to extreme cold (often -40°C or colder), high winds, crevasses, altitude, and total isolation—no resupply, and the distance to the South Pole is over 1,000 km. The area is protected (part of Antarctic Specially Managed Areas) and used mainly for scientific research.

        en.wikipedia.org

        This path stays entirely within Antarctica’s Ross Dependency/claimed areas, with no landmasses, oceans, or human settlements in between—just ice, rock, and extreme polar desert/plateau.

        Matt obviously asks very loaded questions to Grok presupposing that his flat Earth nonsense is reality.

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    • If you haven’t seen already, Matty has another Grok AI slop response to your response. I love the dueling AIs.

      Not that I really care just know Matty refreshes this page many times per day to see what people are saying about him.

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      • Lol, had Claude do another rebuttal. I won’t post all of them here, but I’ll probably see if I can keep this ping pong match going. Easy to slap these together in a couple minutes.

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        • I’m personally a fan of NotebookLM. It’s meant to be a tool for ingesting sources of information and providing interactive summaries (I think they try to gear it towards students to help study).

          It has modes where it will generate a podcast or a video presentation of the material which are my favorite use cases for it. You can tell it to alter its tone and steer how it discusses the material. I did this for Matty’s 5/17 live stream and got something that was pretty harsh and spicy. It even makes nice clipart based on the subject matter.

          It does YouTube sources pretty well so long as the video has good captions.

          I have kinda a bad view of AI in society right now, but I think NotebookLM is a genuinely great tool and probably would have done wonders for me when I was in school if it were around then as a means to shortcut study time.

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