Bryan Tew purchases ‘01 Ford Escape

What adventures await Bryan now that he has a real car?

What happened to the scooter? He didn’t say (yet). I am guessing he is trading the scooter in for the car. His original plan for the scooter was to have it shipped to Ecuador so he could ride around the country. But his lack of passport is preventing him from leaving the US.

I think this purchase is an admission that he is stuck in the United States for the foreseeable future.

9 thoughts on “Bryan Tew purchases ‘01 Ford Escape”

  1. He will kill someone. What is a person who claims to rapidly cycle between sleep and awake doing driving? How long before he gets stalked off the road?
    I would love to ask him about insurance. And who he trusts to sweep his car for GPS and other tracking devices. And if he is getting a dash cam. But at least he can sleep in his car now. Cops will tell him to move along, and he will be harassed again.
    I can’t wait. This might be interesting.

    1. All manner of Youtube psychotics such as Vulcan Wolverine, Nappy Head Roots, and Harrison Briggs (a guy who believes he’s routinely hypnotized in random places, often retail stores,
      and even sometimes *while driving* by a seemingly invisible sex cult) regularly film while driving so it seems clear to me that most American states don’t take mental competency behind the wheel seriously.

      The most we realistically can hope for is that Bryan will rack up enough demerit points for “distracted driving” by holding his camera phone behind the wheel for his license to be suspended.

  2. Yes! He will drive through Tijuana, and probably freak “them” out . Tew is like a maniac boss. that is all i can post about this

    rock on Tew!!!! Doont let them get you and…………… nice Ford

    1. If you are Bryan, it is a POS. You are too far gone to make a reasonable purchase, as shown by your purchase of a scooter. Get a clue. 911 won’t answer your call because you are a nuisance and taking their valuable time helping someone who needs it. I would stop calling. Ever read the story of the “Boy Who Cried Wolf?” When you crash and are injured, who is going to help? Keep harassing them with your nonsense and you could get arrested. Can’t run away from a 5150 if you are behind bars somewhere. Hugs and kisses from a big busted redhead.

        1. Yeah, I’m not Tew. Just tried posting a comment on my phone, but it disappeared – so I just typed a kind of unhinged sounding thing. One of those things when you’re not going to retype what got deleted. Sorry about that! Tew probably thinks we’re all bots generated by the Supercomputer anyway.

  3. I’m guessing ‘anonymous’ is Bryan, who I’m sure has been lurking here. He craves attention too much to ignore anyone’s written words about him. Poor sap.

    If he’d just go to a doctor and state, “Hey, I’m having trouble with my ears, this is what is happening with them,” and leave out all the covert government nonsence, they could help him. If he’d stop eating crap and guzzling coffee, this would alleviate the insomnia, heart palpitations and dietary risk of stroke, etc. There are natural explanations for everything that’s happening to him.

    But it’s always easier to do everything that is wrong for your health and then blame a computer, I guess.

  4. Yeah, I’m not Tew. Just tried posting a comment on my phone, but it disappeared – so I just typed a kind of unhinged sounding thing. One of those things when you’re not going to retype what got deleted. Sorry about that! Tew probably thinks we’re all bots generated by the Supercomputer anyway.

  5. Tew’s latest video is only 5 seconds with no audio, but the title and test is that he wants to surrender the the FBI/CIA. I have never seen him want to surrender yet. He should just drive himself to the San Diego FBI office. He is capable of doing that.

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