Open Thread 8/26 – Matty Weider Gets Off to an AI + Tew

Hello. Sorry for the lack of updates over many days. This is just a part time hobby and I’ve been too crazy busy to put together more updates. But current events demand it, so here I am.

MATTY WEIDER

Matty Cakes is going to be the highlight for sure. After losing his only meatbag friend, Candy Grandpre and getting denied by Grok (= xAI caves in to pressure to be a responsible corporate citizen and not enable AI psychosis), he switched to another AI, Venice AI.

After a couple of weeks of making dumb posts using Venice, which were mostly face comparison posts, he started also referencing a “princess” in a sort of cryptic way. I thought this might have been him having a crush on one of the Filipino women who are looking for a green card that he claims want him bad.

Maybe it was for a couple of days, maybe it wasn’t. But as of last night, his “princess” was actually Venice AI (he calls her “Vince”) in which he had what you might call an intimate conversation with.

As an elder millennial who grew up on AOL in the 1990s and experienced puberty during that time, I was familiar with the concept of “cybersex”. I never engaged in anything beyond casual and mostly innocent conversation with females of similar ages. I didn’t fall in love or try to rub one out during or after a text session. More importantly, I TALKED TO ACTUAL REAL MEATBAG HUMANS, NOT A COMPUTER ALGORITHM.

Matty does fall out of frame towards the end of his stream. Some strange sounds do come into the camera followed by a toilet flush, but it’s not really conclusive what those sounds might be.

Matty Cakes after a session with “Vince”

BRYAN “MUH HEARTTTTT” TEW ?

Bryan has been in and out of what seems to be 3 or 4 ERs with complaints about his heart condition.

He gets rapidly discharged from all of them because, well, he’s not having a heart attack or what Bryan insists, congestive heart failure.

I don’t disagree with Bryan that he has blood pressure problems, but millions of Americans do and it’s not from CIA space lasers being shot at them.
Bryan splayed out on the concrete next to his RV at Walmart for unknown reasons.
https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1DWZAUEFeJ/
Bryan goes to Virginia Mason Hospital (in Seattle)
https://www.facebook.com/share/v/19LXNL2ZdJ/
Bryan hung up on (for the millionth time) by Russian diplomats. Dude take a hint!

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1DFtVQetLg
(Bryan Tew at UW Hospital, just a couple of photos)

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