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BRYAN TEW

Bryan is still crisscrossing the United States. Nothing interesting happened with him in the past couple of weeks, besides maybe a minor confrontation with staff at the East Orange, NJ VA on 4/16:

https://www.facebook.com/reel/1531149182018381

He was in Boise, ID as of last night. Destination unknown.

TIMOTHY SEEKINS

Timmy is a TI I barely talk about here. He’s 41 years old, unemployed, a Satanist, a fan of Candy Grandpre (whom I am sure does not approve of his Satanism), a TI, and epilepsy sufferer. He lives in a filthy trailer in Virginia Beach, VA.

Timmy thinks of himself as an experienced auto mechanic. He has a (to my understanding) Chevy Cobalt SS project car that I am not sure actually runs that he is constantly working on.

The Chief Handler troll has been mocking and belittling him for YEARS. Instead of just ignoring and blocking him, Tim is always trying to get the last word with him and always tags him in posts trying to boast about grandiose and fanciful things about himself. It’s very cringey to see. Sometimes it’s about his penis (gross and weird), sometimes it’s about what he thinks is the downfall of America, his superior genes, or whatever.

Recently he boasted to Chief Handler about an auto mechanic job he applied for that was supposed to net him like $70K+ a year. The employer apparently ghosted him and never got back to him.

His live-in girlfriend Kat is the “breadwinner” (I think she works at Applebee’s as a cook, so obviously we’re not talking about a high income household here) while Tim smokes weed and plays video games all day. He fails to keep any job he’s had because he does weird and creepy recordings of customers that he thinks are part of a gangstalking conspiracy. His last job was at the auto center of his local Walmart.

When he does have a job, which is not often, his paychecks are garnished because he owes fines and fees to various government entities in Virginia.

They used to live in Jamestown, NY. They had a number of children together, all of whom have been taken by the state, at least from the videos and posts the two of them made. Timothy is very bitter about it. To my understanding their children were taken because of the drug use in their home and Kat’s alleged drug use during pregnancy.

There have been very visible and public online spats between Tim and Kat. I don’t know that Tim has ever cheated, but he hasn’t been faithful – he publicly demands attention from younger women online (and whines when women don’t give him any attention to his posts) and publicly talks up women like Tobi Reed.

https://www.youtube.com/@Aratron757

https://www.youtube.com/@SerpentKing757

ANYWAY – Tim had a serious meltdown late last night (on 4/26 or past midnight on 4/27). He’s taken the video down but another connoisseur of TIs was kind enough to mirror it for us!

I kinda sorta feel sorry for him, because he does have epilepsy and I’m sure that’s not pleasant. Still though, he engages in a lot of toxic and paranoid behaviors, and self-destructive behaviors.

I linked both the video and an AI summary. If you don’t have 35 minutes to burn, just watch the 8 minute AI summary.

Matty Cakes is such a prolific TI / lolcow / weirdo that his antics that I’m going to create a separate thread for him.

I’ll start things off with his latest community post on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/post/Ugkxx4amoyPCn_Ukgwhtkr6oCimH3c0pp0vr

I’ll try to make this post slightly more serious than my own response post to him: https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxVdKwnHCRNna2DaVPutYkJ-dtO3y1OXZS

He says his mother is a bad person because she fed him Bisquick pancakes while he was a child. I know not all mothers are great mothers. I also do not have the lived experiences he has, but of all the things to complain about, “just add water” pancakes are definitely not an example of the bad neglectful motherhood he claims.

I mean, it would be nice if we could all grow up eating balanced meals with whole grains, healthy proteins, milk, and whatever, but let’s be real and admit that most working class parents aren’t nutrition experts and don’t have the time to prepare perfect meals for themselves or their children.

I grew up eating stuff like that, Froot Loops (contains no actual fruit), Cinnamon Toast Crunch, and other similar cheap and quick meals. It definitely wasn’t the greatest stuff to be eating, but I made it out okay. I made it out without huge man boobs like Matt’s. The saving grace of most of that kind of food is that it did have nutritional value even if it was highly processed.

Housekeeping

I’m aware of an issue with the Cloudflare captcha where it will say you didn’t prove you were human and it will lose all of the stuff you typed in the comment box when you go back. Only seems to happen when you spend a lot of time typing – it happened to me twice.

You’re not doing anything wrong – it is supposed to prove your humanity in the background automatically. I’m looking into it. I tweaked a couple of settings but I don’t know yet if it helped.

My current recommendation is to type your comment in a text editor app and copy and paste it into the website when you are ready to submit your comment.

If I can’t fix it, I’ll just turn it off.

Bryan Tew

I commented about this earlier in the day, but Bryan had a manic episode / road rage incident on the road just outside of Arkadelphia, AR on I-30. I’m a little concerned about Bryan because he is becoming reckless.

You can watch his video, but basically he gets the idea that this particular white van was sent to surveil him because of the way Bryan perceived his presence on the interstate as being suspicious. He ends up chasing him down at 90 MPH just so he can point a camera at them and get them on video.

https://www.facebook.com/reel/1453210129678462

Candy Grandpre

BED BUGS

Candy says a blind man who stepped on Candy’s foot “gave me bedbugs”.

I guess it is technically possible but it seems highly unlikely that a bedbug(s) was on this blind man’s shoes and lept off onto Candy’s foot and crawled up her clothes the moment he made contact.

Since then, Candy is claiming that bed bugs are around, on, and in both of her bottom orifices: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/T0KXx6HqKnw

I’m afraid to ask this question because I feel like it will result in Candy taking photos or videos to prove it one way or another, but has she SEEN the bed bugs for herself?

Or is this just some psychosomatic thing where she got creeped out by someone she perceives as being “dirty” (she seems to think everyone but herself is filthy) and now because the blind man stepped on her, she thinks she’s infected or infested with something?

SWOLLEN LEGS AND INCONTINENCE

I don’t know what Candy “has”. Candy insists she doesn’t have diabetes but it’s also not clear that she actually got screened for it. Candy only goes to the ER on rare occasions, usually because her sister Brandy insists that she goes.

I don’t know what goes on at these ER visits but Candy says the ER doesn’t help her. My opinion is that the ER is not the appropriate place to get these health issues checked into. ER is for life-threatening emergencies, not for getting answers about chronic health issues. Candy needs a family doctor and a proper screening for chronic diseases like diabetes which she wouldn’t have been able to get in an ER.

Happy belated new year.

Old thread is getting big so opening a new thread.

Bryan Tew:

Bryan has been bouncing between San Francisco and San Diego the past couple of days. Not quite sure which one right now as he’s been back and forth this week.

In this video, Bryan recounts a cardiac stress test in New Jersey (last year I guess) and being told that not exercising is why he’s having so many health problems. Bryan refuses to accept what is considered settled science in the field of medicine.

Clearly it is CIA space lasers, not his shit diet and non-existent physical activity.

https://t.co/qe7HqASKvh

Remote Neural Attacks are EEG HETERODYNING targeting Sensory & Neural Pathways by manipulating the Autonomic & Sympathetic Nervous System of victims using artificial brain waves.

It’s not ‘CYBER-TORTURE’. It’s mind control

The torture is used to…

— Bryan Tew (@bryanktew) February 13, 2026

Candy Grandpre:

Candy too is in San Francisco this week. Unlikely that Bryan and Candy will cross paths but it would be awesome if they did somehow meet each other.

Candy stands in line for free soup and complains that she has to be around other homeless people. She claims without evidence that this other homeless man tried to cut in line and then says she was “forced” to forfeit her lunch but gives no explanation why.

Guessing it’s the “ick” of having to be around other people and not actually being denied a meal. Candy probably is carrying around a couple of pounds of fecal matter on her person so she’s really not one to complain about other people’s ickiness.

Based on Candy’s previous interactions with the homeless, it is likely the entire scenario is fabricated and the homeless man, whom I have protected his identity, is completely innocent.

Another low for Candy.

Creating a new open thread just to document this video from Candy Grandpre. She says she had a nightmare about me.

In the opener of this video, she references a sarcastic comment I made to Shamega Johnson, a schizophrenic fellow traveler of Candy’s. She says that since I stopped responding, that’s evidence of my guilt somehow.

(Gentle reminder that responding to, disagreeing with someone, or documenting their public activities is completely legal and protected free speech)

Candy also references another person that I mostly have stopped responding to, NIRVISADEMONTARE, which is true. I don’t know if he is really bonkers delusional or is trolling / baiting but interacting with him simply isn’t entertaining to me so I stopped responding to him, mostly.

If you browse his channel, you’ll see he makes all sorts of wild and ridiculous unevidenced claims involving both TIs and non-TIs and uses AI responses to justify his claims, then blocks / deletes comments from people responding to him. He uses sockpuppet accounts to create fake interactions and fake upvotes on his channel.

Candy also claims, without evidence, that I’m part of the TT6 / “Red Triangle” group. I’ve watched a few of their lives, made a few comments, but that’s it. I’m not a member or part of their group, in the sense that I’m not part of the 6 (or whatever number it might be up to now). Not that me being in TT6 would make me guilty of anything – I’m just saying I’m not a member.

Candy also insists I am still trying to sex traffic her. I think it is self-explanatory as to why neither myself or anyone else is interested in sexually exploiting her.

As for the dream itself, she starts describing it at approx 8m30s and says it involved the person in my profile photo actually crawling out of her phone screen. I IRL giggled at the idea of this happening.

(Personally, if I could somehow crawl out of people’s phone screens, I probably would crawl out of Candy’s phone screen by mistake and then get horrified by the stench and crawl back in ASAP).

Candy rambles about a sarcastic comment I previously made about me being a “Junior Handler” making $180K/year (in response to the Chief Handler troll saying he makes $300K+/year). Candy is unable to tell when someone is making a facetious comment.

Watch the rest of it if you’re interested. Or don’t, lol. It’s just Candy’s delusional schizophrenic ramblings.

Side note – I actually don’t know what the true source of this image is. If I reverse image search it, it comes back to an Amazon listing for a novelty pilot’s hat. I’ve been using this image for at least 10 years now and don’t really recall where I got it – I seem to remember that I searched for “pilot” in Google Images and this was one of the images I found.

I initially created the Stefan Adams character to troll people who believe in the chemtrails conspiracy theory – the guy in my profile picture was meant to be portrayed as a young “chemtrail pilot”. I ended up pivoting towards general conspiracy theories and TIs and just kept the avatar and moniker.

Some people erroneously attribute him to The Village People. There is a “leatherman” character in TVP (Glenn Hughes) that looks vaguely similar, but it’s not him.