BRYAN TEW
Bryan is still crisscrossing the United States. Nothing interesting happened with him in the past couple of weeks, besides maybe a minor confrontation with staff at the East Orange, NJ VA on 4/16:
https://www.facebook.com/reel/1531149182018381
He was in Boise, ID as of last night. Destination unknown.
TIMOTHY SEEKINS
Timmy is a TI I barely talk about here. He’s 41 years old, unemployed, a Satanist, a fan of Candy Grandpre (whom I am sure does not approve of his Satanism), a TI, and epilepsy sufferer. He lives in a filthy trailer in Virginia Beach, VA.
Timmy thinks of himself as an experienced auto mechanic. He has a (to my understanding) Chevy Cobalt SS project car that I am not sure actually runs that he is constantly working on.
The Chief Handler troll has been mocking and belittling him for YEARS. Instead of just ignoring and blocking him, Tim is always trying to get the last word with him and always tags him in posts trying to boast about grandiose and fanciful things about himself. It’s very cringey to see. Sometimes it’s about his penis (gross and weird), sometimes it’s about what he thinks is the downfall of America, his superior genes, or whatever.
Recently he boasted to Chief Handler about an auto mechanic job he applied for that was supposed to net him like $70K+ a year. The employer apparently ghosted him and never got back to him.
His live-in girlfriend Kat is the “breadwinner” (I think she works at Applebee’s as a cook, so obviously we’re not talking about a high income household here) while Tim smokes weed and plays video games all day. He fails to keep any job he’s had because he does weird and creepy recordings of customers that he thinks are part of a gangstalking conspiracy. His last job was at the auto center of his local Walmart.
When he does have a job, which is not often, his paychecks are garnished because he owes fines and fees to various government entities in Virginia.
They used to live in Jamestown, NY. They had a number of children together, all of whom have been taken by the state, at least from the videos and posts the two of them made. Timothy is very bitter about it. To my understanding their children were taken because of the drug use in their home and Kat’s alleged drug use during pregnancy.
There have been very visible and public online spats between Tim and Kat. I don’t know that Tim has ever cheated, but he hasn’t been faithful – he publicly demands attention from younger women online (and whines when women don’t give him any attention to his posts) and publicly talks up women like Tobi Reed.
https://www.youtube.com/@Aratron757
https://www.youtube.com/@SerpentKing757
ANYWAY – Tim had a serious meltdown late last night (on 4/26 or past midnight on 4/27). He’s taken the video down but another connoisseur of TIs was kind enough to mirror it for us!
I kinda sorta feel sorry for him, because he does have epilepsy and I’m sure that’s not pleasant. Still though, he engages in a lot of toxic and paranoid behaviors, and self-destructive behaviors.
I linked both the video and an AI summary. If you don’t have 35 minutes to burn, just watch the 8 minute AI summary.
Candy’s given us a guessing game. She really likes a song by a male R&B group that was popular when she was in fifth grade and she tells us that the group was not Boys II Men.
If her birthday was in August 1983, that likely means that she was in fifth grade around 1994 (either 1993-94 or 1994-95) which coincides with All-4-One’s “I Swear”, which was Number One on the Billboard Hot 100 for eleven whole weeks, from May 21st, 1994 to July 30th, 1994.
Bryan Tew, like many TIs, takes pictures and videos of random people and accuses them of being stalkers without any evidence.
This one was funny to me because it took me a minute to realize that Bryan Tew wasn’t taking some kind of selfie, it’s actually a woman who LOOKS LIKE Bryan Tew.
https://x.com/bryanktew/status/2053562839571525984/photo/2
(Yes, this is basically a shitpost / low-effort post on my part)
Bryan asks ChatGPT if he can cross the border into Canada with a suspended driver’s license and no insurance. He also asked the same of Mexico and received the same sort of response.
I mean really – if it’s illegal here, why would Canada allow it? This didn’t need to be asked. Mexico in particular is a bad place to get into any kind of vehicle accident. The authorities there are known to take you to jail for getting into an accident – even as a victim – until they can figure out who is at fault and any kind of restitution has been paid.
I will say though I’ve been to N.L. Mexico through Laredo, Texas (although it was about 20 years ago so this may not be true today) and there were no Mexican border guards. You literally cross the border and you’re in Mexico, no border police checking ID and putting your name into a system and verifying that you’re kosher to enter. I didn’t see any Mexican authorities until I tried to leave – there was a toll to LEAVE Mexico.
But I don’t recommend going to Mexico in general with all the cartel activity. Even the touristy areas that used to be known for being safe are starting to become sketchy.
I have loved ones in Vancouver so, if Bryan is somehow able to get past the border, Canadian authorities will be made aware of Bryan’s suspended license and lack of insurance.
Timothy Seekins is continuing to air his grievances by threatening more frivolous lawsuits. This time he’s threatening myself, Chief Handler, and Agent W. I only have one screenshot here, but there’s a couple other posts one of which is him contacting the Legal Aid society where he lives.
Yes, there is always the chance that criticizing someone online can result in a frivolous lawsuit. Many, many examples of this, one of the more recent and famous ones is former Rep. Devin Nunes suing an anonymous Twitter user who used the handle “Devin Nunes’ Cow” to anonymously criticize him online. There was no chance of Nunes ever winning anything, but the whole point of the lawsuit was to punish him or her for speaking and drown him or her in a mountain of legal bills.
In the case of Timmy, I’m not too worried about that. There is zero chance that Legal Aid takes this case or that an attorney will take this case on a contingency basis. Timmy will have to find a sleezy lawyer and pay him out of pocket, which he has absolutely no ability to do in his current financial situation.
He could try to litigate pro se, but I don’t see that going well for him. He doesn’t understand how subpoenas work and that not only are there court costs, but companies like Google usually have some sort of hourly rate they are allowed to charge back for complying with a subpoena – money he doesn’t have.
Honestly, I’d be more worried about someone like Matty because he has a treasure chest of silver. But Matty is such a scatterbrained paranoid lunatic that I just can’t imagine him successfully going through any kind of litigation.
I should also add that it’s not so much that Timmy feels wronged and humiliated by all of the online criticism, it’s that he thinks the collection of online trolls are also covertly behind his lack of success in holding down a job, his lack of success with the ladies (which is an egregious thing for him to admit to given that he’s already in a relationship), and for all the perceived stalkers around him.
I really don’t revel in anyone’s suffering but Timmy can’t even figure out how to put food on his family’s table. It’s not just exposing his children to drugs that is a problem, it’s their inability to actually take care of a family that is a problem and is why they definitely don’t deserve custody. (To reiterate, CPS took their kids away years ago due to drugs)
I think he’s probably lying though. Just 10 hours prior to the “no food” post, he said he made $300: http://youtube.com/post/Ugkx43WbBc6jjSDTs2QxJLfT0BQxVajqFHMD?si=R7c18dXf2-E4bzOF (so he’s lying about not eating or lying about making $300, or both)
Here’s some bonus links:
Timmy says he hates Kat and all women in general: http://youtube.com/post/Ugkx7IkIUMccdgrbhJ2j1nvglS5UsLmLUUFr?si=Fw6zjO6hA_8z5F6N
Timmy has said he deserves millions of dollars from various people for various ill-defined grievances, now which I apparently am included in: http://youtube.com/post/Ugkx2LFabjHy0GAFN2MrSUx8mZ8Q-bHC5BF0?si=dCi6S7Y4O-97rOVX
Timmy contacted Legal Aid: http://youtube.com/post/UgkxBLx5JWgpUiUlIWZBsH1rlyYB4S97y-Rq?si=5-r8DRRyosXRdLdV
Timmy says he has contacted the ACLU. The ACLU doesn’t get involved with online drama and/or help you file lawsuits for defamation because someone called you ugly and vain and a man child.
I’m an actual card-carrying ACLU member for almost 15 years so I have a pretty good idea of what their actual scope of practice is. It’s not that, lol.
I owe an apology. I might have said that I feel sorry for Timmy Seekins and might have suggested that I empathize with his suffering from living with epilepsy. I have to take that all back.
He really is gutter trash and deserves all of the pain and misfortune that is coming his way. He deserves more actually.
to Mister Stefan Adams And Miss CINNY!!! speaking about Candy Grandpre type of woman, when I was walking to go to a store here in Greenville, Texas, I was walking past the Greenville, Texas Sonic restaurant and: there was this woman, who WANTED MORE CHEESE On Her Fries Or Hot Dog??? or whatever, she even went inside of the kitchen place where they make the fast food I WANT MORE CHEESE ON MY FRIES OR HOT DOG?? or WHATEVER JUST LIKE IT SHOWS IN THE PICTURE ON MY PHONE!! GIVE ME MY EXTRA CHEESE NOW!!!! like in Dark Man movie GIVE ME THE FUCKING PINK ELEPHANT, NOW!!! it was just like Candy WANTING more More MORE GIVE ME MORE FOOD right now!! please TELL Miss CINNY That Mister Stefan Adams foooooodddddd MORE!!!!!
Looks like the VA is resuming payments to Bryan, as of last month at least. I don’t recall him ever mentioning this until today.
It’s not clear if he successfully challenged the determination that he needs a fiduciary or if he resigned himself into having one and they’re conditionally giving him money. This explains why I saw him transferring thousands into crypto yesterday.
Angie Peterson posted her Philadelphia 30th Street Station “Bigfoot” sighting video but most of it is her debating with someone else how she should approach Candy and the actual interaction with Candy lasts only a few seconds (which is fine, Angie got a little emotional payback for Candy claiming that Angie blood sacrificed her son without causing too much of a scene).
THAT LOOK is the LOOK one GIVES WHEN THEY ARE BUSTED!!!! ONE OF THOSE TV SHOWS Of CHEATERS or whatever LOL who, me??? not to be mean BUT: I wonder if they HAVE to FUMIGATE EVERYTHING after shes left MOTELS AND HOTELS, vice versa, and RESTAURANTS, and TRAINS, and CARS and VEHICLES, vice versa ????????? THEY HAVE TO POWER BLAST EVERYTHING once she leaves……..
Why is Bryan Tew calling phone numbers in Latin America this late at night? Countries in the western hemisphere all have roughly the same time zones as the United States.
Havana and Caracas have the same time as New York City right now, for example. I am guessing Granma has been closed for the night for several hours at that point. Same goes for Telesur.
EDIT to add: Bryan was in or nearly in Portland, OR at this point. So he is actually three hours behind the current time in those cities. It would have been close to 4AM at that point!
Bryan Tew’s VA “community care” benefits have been revoked. I’m not entirely sure what that is or what Bryan’s angle is in trying to use it, but from their website it appears to be a program that allows VA beneficiaries to receive care from non-VA providers.
https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1Cf7MnannE/
https://www.va.gov/COMMUNITYCARE/programs/veterans/index.asp
Tim Seekins only thinks with his penis, because his epileptic and drug-addled brain is scrambled and because he lacks any sort of respect or decency towards his long-time partner.
Timmy Seekins this week about Tobi Reed. It’s all Donovan’s fault somehow:
https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxdRhtXQiHgzKk0AhImXEHjC_0bHnZyIKC
Timmy Seekins right after he finds out his SSBBW dream hog Tobi Reed got knocked up:
https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxmeyKc4M_IGBKXug7nxS7UG-hQa7-8uem
Timmy Seekins simping for Tobi Reed right after her arrest, insisting that Andrew M = Chief Handler:
https://www.youtube.com/post/Ugkxkyd8nxGXD_MYQO7kWfpt4CYptlD0W-lM
Timmy Seekins solicits attention from younger women all the time but doesn’t like it when Kat talks to other men:
https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxviLlYX_VoUeParj_foJ9pGB7gwKd2Rms
Timmy Seekins, one month ago, said nice things about Tobi Reed:
https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxE9wLuzAhf0klbmHzPY-TE48H1p1WoB5j
Timmy Seekins back in 09/2025 spent 15 minutes responding to what he thought was a real person analyzing Tobi Reed’s drunken meltdown video. It was actually an AI he was insulting and he didn’t know it:
Some selected lol-worthy posts:
Timmy Seekins gets an inaccurate AI summary of something Donovan Shouldis didn’t actually say about Kat (Gemini seems to be getting Kat and Tobi Reed confused) and uses this as a basis to threaten him with a lawsuit – no actual posts of his, just this AI thing from Google. Apart from the lack of evidence, Donovan is a homeless broke TI with no money who can’t pay any judgement he might theoretically get on him. The rest of what Gemini is saying is either true to my knowledge or protected statements of opinion (Calling Kat a stalker is an opinion about her online interactions with Donovan).
(Should add here, Mr. Denton did reply and say he wouldn’t take the case):
https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxVrfIeSpzJqSbYgo5xGEUCd7eyPhBMeNw
https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxC41r1gdahmSuvoIO6TbAUcBMmhBvWbcl
Timmy Seekins says everyone should ignore Chief Handler, but probably 50-60% of his posts after this post tag him or mention him in some way:
https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxGJ_AdCn6Mej8Y_cThl23PHw-4N2mEJgo
Timmy Seekins says he adds basil to his mop water to bring himself prosperity (spoiler – it hasn’t worked, LOL!). Sorry, only a screenshot of his post here:
https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxI4aneDvA4sc_LWr9-2phh-fKj_ExJNME
Tim Seekins says gang stalkers sent fleas to attack his cats – but these aren’t ordinary fleas – they’re persistent and intelligent!
https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxKvZl5hdKxAUWxhX41hpF4ZTPSJHtn4YY
Tim Seekins thinks $50 for a coke from a vending machine makes sense. I guess he means fifty CENTS, but he types $50 twice:
https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxEtEX2JZ0Ih6NubJdKy5OMQEtUC8sEXSb
Timmy thinks that him taking down content from his barely-viewed channel is some sort of loss to YouTube as a platform:
https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxExBwC8buAMpMPTFwYC0x5pTFRW6m65OM
that sounds JUST like some grocery store worker, who works at Brookshires grocery store, Mister Stefan Adams, HE ONLY wants his dick whacked off, and get a hand and a blow job or jobs, all at once, he is in his early 60s, he said, I am in my early 50s, I DONE ALL of that type of STUFF, back in my Midwest college town, I really DONT want to do nothing with him, but he keeps asking me to go over to HIS apartment, a few blocks away from where I live at, Mister Stefan Adams, basically the FIRST WEEK, on the phone, he was talking about SEX and WANTING to DO NAUGHTY Things with me, but: he seems to have a few other women in his life, SHEESH, Do YOU THINK He could MAKE IT ANY MORE OBVIOUS, what he wants?? I DONT want to go fuck, Nope.