Drama Queen TIs

Sorry, not really a news post. Just a funny observation about how overly melodramatic TIs tend to be.

Saw several “I’m dying” posts today and started laughing. If you’re dying then call 911 / go to the hospital you lunatics!

Oh they are killing me! In fact they have been killing me for the last decade, this is an emergency!
What if I told you that nobody is “gang stalking” you and your problems are of your own doing? Your health isn’t great but you aren’t at death’s door you drama queen!
Bryan has been so “silenced” and “killled” that he was barely able to get this post out before they finally got to him. Lucky for Bryan he was able to get the same post out (or variations of it) about 500 other times over the past ten years. Any moment now Bryan will croak!

94 thoughts on “Drama Queen TIs”

  1. Okay, I am feeling snarky.
    No one needs any explanation how to make a peanut butter sandwich. That you are using honey instead of jam is not earth-shatteringly original, nor hard to figure out. All honey will crystallize under the right condition, not just raw. It’s only a sign that honey is a sugar. That single sandwich is about 500 calories, most of them from carbs and sugars, so not especially healthy. Especially when your other food choices at Trader Joe’s were poptarts, Candy bars and cookies…..all of which are gone in 3 days.
    Those maple cookies are 110 cal a serving, but a serving is ONE cookie. Ouch. A person your approximate weight burns 114 calories an hour just laying in bed. That calorie budget is way off “healthy” and “eating right.”
    Your last two short stories are down to your formula, makes poor use of time span, and contain more actual information about people not even in the story than the main character. AGAIN.
    You also look like you are using a thesaurus because some of your word choices are weird. It’s jarring.
    A two year old would not have a German accent, even if her parents do.
    Both stories rely on things hidden from the main character to advance the story, which is weird. Part of character development is their knowledge about themselves and the world around them, and both stories the main characters just blindly make major decisions.
    From “I’m a strong independent woman” to “I found my prince” in a day? Really? No. That’s kind of like a smoker saying “I quit tobacco! No more cigarettesfor me” on one day and then “I’m only smoking cigars,” the next. It’s not real and is just stupid.
    A person who emigrated as a two year old is not “moving back” to Germany. It will be completely foreign to her. Even stories from her parents would not help, because the Germany of today is far from the Germany they lived in. She might as well go to Japan. But hey, given the lapse in time between leaving Germany after WW2 and her driving kids in a school bus with phones means she is a senior citizen. Of course, she probably still has to work, what with working all those years without a contract, insurance, and retirement pensions….somethings someone who is a substitute teacher/bus driver would not get.
    You asked on Twitter if people write about things they are not familiar with. The answer should have been a resounding “Yes!” But the successful writers RESEARCH. I might not know about riding horses, because I don’t like horses, but I would visit a horse farm, watch some horse movies, read some books about horses, and talk to people who do ride horses before feeling confident about my story being something besides crap.
    You do not do this.
    Your story that you preface with how you have lived there for a while so now you can write a story about Cincinnati, only had names of real streets and a hospital. Any one could change that to any city just by looking up a Google map.
    Vlad is an idiot who wastes money. Why would anyone need two AirTags on a single vehicle? They would both be going to the same place, just separated by about six feet. Dumb. And illegal, but does the wronged person get her dignity back? No, she remained in the dark and left open to more abuse. Is that being empowered? No, it’s your decision to keep your main character a VICTIM. No fancy mani-pedi is going to help that. Way to misunderstand the focus of International Women’s Day. Not a Queen, but an abused woman who decides she needs a Prince, and finds one all in a single day.
    I actually know about Coach Dietrich than about Hannah herself. There is a cause and effect. You could have simply said “subbing in PE.” But we know name, effect, and cause.
    We know Hannah’s name. We can extrapolate she is an old woman at this point, but that is on the reader, not the author. Oh, wait, we are told she speaks with a German accent, which is, again, unrealistic and stupid.
    You are constantly accusing me of saying you cannot make a living by being a author. And you say that I make people not buy your books. Stop. I do not like your writing, and I don’t think you ever will be known as a good author. That people do not read your writing is on the author, YOU, not me, a critic. I have done nothing to stop you from writing, nothing to dissuade anyone from reading it for themselves, and cannot somehow get anything “banned” on Amazon. Your book on CV-19 was pulled by them for being medical misinformation, which happened to any book that was spreading wrong science. If people read my review and disagree, they should give you a positive review. But if people are not reading your stuff? I am not doing anything to stop people reading your things. Your paranoia is showing. People don’t buy your books or donate for your effort because they do not like them. And right now, you are asking for about $400/wk combined room, food, and incidentals. I’ve not seen you say you make any major $ from your writings, so is it a job and are you being “productive?” No.

  2. One of Bryan’s doctors comments on his offending odor. Bryan comments he will change doctors, rather than bathing.
    I understand living in your vehicle presents hygiene challenges but I also know for $10 a month a gym membership will provide you with a means to bathe. Maybe rather than frivolously blowing your money on flights you may or may not make and the latest MacBook/Facebook glasses/multiple iPhones/iPads/tablets, you could, I don’t know, spend $10 a month to have access to a shower?

    • I’d say the odds are about 4:3 against Bryan leaving the United States at the end of May since I suspect that he’ll have another bout of drowsiness or whatever that’ll “prevent” him from getting on the plane, but, even if he does arrive at the airport at Hong Kong, I suspect he won’t clear customs this time (and, even if he does, he’s certainly not getting back into mainland China looking how he looks now).

      Like I’ve said before, Bryan looks so much more like a mentally ill drifter today compared to how he looked in 2018 and now we have confirmation from a doctor that Bryan has the “bum stank” to match his dishevelled appearance.

      • I seem to recall Bryan trying to get into China a couple of years ago but not being successful at it. I kinda remember him being in the airport and trying to secure a visa but not being able to. It was pretty brief and uneventful so I don’t have a strong memory about all the details. Maybe he was trying to apply for asylum and they laughed him out of the visa office (that’s one thing he seems to have trouble grasping – China is not an asylum destination and they probably don’t have a process for dealing with someone claiming asylum)

    • I thought he did have a membership to a gym like 24 Hour Fitness or something. But yeah I can imagine him not really wanting to go there because “they” have cameras in the shower so he can be monitored.

  3. Bryan shows off his swollen feet. I’m far from a doctor or other medical professional but the first thing that came to mind was diabetes. I know diabetes can make your feet puffy.

    I know Bryan’s diet is total garbage (Cap’n Crunch ‘n Munch and the huge piles of sugar he puts in his coffee) so it seems like a sensible explanation but I don’t really know.

    • As someone who has this problem, the first cause is being overweight and under active. Another cause can be not drinking enough water, which seems backward, but is not. The important things that can cause this are heart failure and kidney failure. Diabetes is kind of an “add-on” to both of these. Candy shows what happens when you don’t treat it correctly. Your feet swell, then your ankles, then your calves, until walking is painful, and you end up with issues with peeing at a high volume, both quantity and frequency. If you continue to not treat yourself right, your toes swell. When your hygiene is subpar, and you walk barefooted in swim club locker rooms and cheap motels, you get athlete’s foot. Then the fungus goes wild, your skin starts to split open, which opens up wounds that hurt, bleed, and likely will get infected. And that also means your toes will become even more swollen.
      The way both Bryan and Candy eat, their self-induced stress levels, weight, and relative inactivity, they are likely at least pre-diabetic. Which should be treated, and some control should be taken with the amount and type of food they eat. Candy is good about divulging the amount of food she eats, as well as the poor selection of choices, and she eats like an uncontrolled diabetic. It would explain a lot of her other symptoms, like feet burning. That’s likely diabetic neuropathy, when your blood flow becomes limited and your nerves start firing for no apparent reason. Having athletes foot and diabetic neuropathy is VERY BAD. It is why people lose toes, feet, and legs. Diabetes means you also will heal slower.
      Bryan’s cankles are not that bad. If he drank more water and was more active, it probably would not be a big problem.
      But Candy is making things worse by trying “natural” treatments. Like slathering her feet, when she can reach them, with coconut oil. She mentioned maybe keeping her feet in trash bags and that she might be leaving greasy spots on the bed. And she her whole leg swells, she sometimes pees more than an 80 year old man with an enlarged prostate, and she eats a lot of bad food choices. And is 5′ 2″, close to 300 lbs, and lays in bed all day every chance she can. She needs a full physical and blood work-up. She also has some signs she might be hypothyroid. She’s a mess.

  4. Yeah Candy, Greedy Girl” Grandpre shows all her stuff on the internet. And she a,so makes it easy with that “Link Tree.”
    Candy, GG, you are so very wrong about people not Googling you, looking for your past work experience and life. When you have zero employment of any length, that is the only thing they CAN do to try and find at least some references. Employers expects new hire employees to have some work experience, even if it is not related to the opening they are looking for. It is likely the FIRST thing they will do. Why? You are grown ass 39 year old woman, with a freaking bachelor’s degree, and you have nothing to show for it. Zero, zip, nada…your time spent NOT working is a potential problem. Were you jailed? Sick? Financially independent? No, you did not work because of a mental health issue supported by SSDI. And if you claimed “disability” at an interview, they will want to know what accommodations are needed, if any. If you say it is your ears, they will want a doctor’s note saying that is a disability and the ear buds have been prescribed to help. You will not be able to provide that. Your disability is a serious mental illness for which you have chosen to not treat (with anything BUT food). That is a problem. You are a liability. You are reported as being unable to work for a living, and having “paranoid delusions.” If you want to claim anything else, you NEED to be assessed by real medical doctors who have access to your entire medical history, especially the mental parts. Only a doctor can say how and why you are disabled. And employers know this. Unless you can magically produce evidence of another reason, your videos show you have a real problem. That is not society, not some clandestine super secret multi-million dollar plot against you, that is your behavior proudly reproduced every single video you make and post.
    And truthfully, take a look at the thumbnails from your history on YouTube. For long periods of time, you are shown only to be laying in bed, doing nothing. One of your latest videos is you talking about how maybe you can’t get a job, unless…….WHAT? Some magic job is created for you? A job without coworkers, noise, customers, bosses, and trainers that provides $20/hr, allows you to take breaks when you fell like it, spend as much time as you want making videos and using your phone while on the clock, gives you props for a degree even though it is useless, get paid everyday, allow you to move slowly and clumsily because you had two strokes as a child for which you have had no accommodations for disability, let you sit because standing makes your feet hurt, be on a bus route close enough you can get there with little effort? Oh, unless someone GIVES YOU A HOUSE AND A CAR, so you can work for yourself. By laying in bed all day? That’s all you produce…..a flat head. And more pounds and all the problems those make for you.
    You would be a liar to look at your videos and find something of worth to tell a prospective employer.
    As someone who read apps and did interviews, you would not have moved beyond the interview. You are sloppy, admittedly smelly, unkempt, arrogant, and glib. The people who interview can see all of that, then when they look for references, you provide nothing, so they Google you and…..honestly, I’m sure your videos are shared and laughed over. No one wants the person in your videos, blogs, Tweets Candy.
    You are a mess. You create problems everywhere you go. You find fault with everything you do and everyone you meet. You have unreasonable expectations. And your mental, intellectual, and emotional difficulties are apparent to everyone except people who are just as broken as you are.
    Now, kindly show how you exposed ME or anyone else to be a sex trafficker, a Satanist, paid to have an opinion about you, or any of the other things you think you have done. You merely saying I am something is not proof, either. Nor is not liking my Church or choice, without admitting you find all churches coming up short in your opinion. Do you have ANYONE you don’t bad mouth? People who hire see and do not like that as well.

  5. Kevin’s drawing lines over his chest hair. Cue Pee-Wee Herman singing “Connect the dots, la la la la, Connect the dots!”

    At least with the picture of his knee or elbow he posted the other week, I could sort of see how the shadows resembled half a face (even if it’s just pareidolia on my part), with this new one, nothing in the picture even comes close to registering as a “face”.

    • People are telling Kevin that they can’t see the smiley faces and people with sci-fi helmets having a party on his body hair.

      Kevin is accusing them of being trolls or whatever.

      For the record, I have no idea if this person is a troll wanting to rile him up or if he’s a TI who is simply saying he can’t see jack shit like the rest of us.

      • The other commenter says that “they” pixellate Kevin’s photos to hide the evidence.

        Kevin’s photos are junk to begin with * considering he takes photos of his body hair in low light which forces the camera into a high ISO sensitivity, resulting in a lot of grain and he probably only saves the photos as JPGs, which adds compression (unsure if iPhones even give you the option of saving the RAW image file). Then Kevin messes up the light and color levels in the image by playing with curves in Snapseed followed by Snapseed adding crap like fake film scratches and other marks, fake film grain (to an already grainy image), and other elements not in the original image with filters, especially Grunge, and he saves that image probably again as a JPG, adding even more compression. Finally, he uploads the image to “communities” in Youtube and Youtube itself adds more compression to the image to keep file sizes stored on their end lower.

        So, in a way, the commenter is correct, the quality of the photo has degraded just from it being posted to Youtube, but it’s not a conspiracy, it’s just Youtube compressing the image to reduce the file size because server space costs money.

        Okay, Kevin’s airport picture was decent but it was taken in daylight and I don’t think he added extra crap to the image with Snapseed filters to show us the holographic men he thinks live in his body hair.

  6. Candy is now falsely accusing me of sex trafficking and being money hungry. I definitely hit a nerve with her.

    In another post, she says I need to leave her alone and mind my own business. Yeah, about that. When are you going to start practicing that philosophy, Candy? You have an entire channel full of you going around and yelling at random people who have nothing to do with you instead of minding your own business. You also dox and harass innocent people.

  7. Candy Grandpre is upset that I told her prospective employers are looking at her social media presence and it is a very likely reason why she’s being denied jobs.

    For the record, I’m not of the sexual orientation Candy accuses me of. Not that it matters. But I do love the nickname she chose for me!

    I mainly posted this to see if she still had me unblocked. She had me blocked for a while, then I saw her replying to a comment I made on that Cop Watch video a few weeks ago which obviously meant I was unblocked.

    • Someone in the comments is telling her not to apply to jobs using the same Google account name as her Youtube channel, which is sound advice but, even if she used a different e-mail address, they can still find the Youtube channel just by Googling her name, which is fairly unique (or, at the very least, she’s the Candy Grandpre who dominates Google/Bing/Duckduckgo/Yandex/etc… search results for her name).

  8. Bryan allegedly booked a ticket into Hong Kong so he can try to get a visa into mainland China. (You can apply for a visa at the Chinese Embassy or Consulate, so I’m not sure what the point is of doing it in HK).


    Thousands of dollars on that Toyota going to waste. On the flip side of things, it was pretty clear that he wasn’t going to go forward with any sort of surgery or other treatment in the US.

    He can go to China and rack up more foreign hospital debt and make dramatic videos, I guess.

    • I know an itinerary or even a paid booking is never truly indication of certain travel for Bryan but it’s the most he’s done besides talking about it so far.

      • I’m skeptical that they’d even let him back into Hong Kong in his current condition, let alone mainland Chna.

        I’m also sure that China will be thrilled that he’s still posting scans of his not-yet-expired previous visa on the Internet.

      • Just noticed this video got TOS’d. Wonder if someone is flagging Bryan’s videos to fuck with him or if this is some automated AI thing.

        I assume it was for doxxing but can’t really be sure. He was only doxxing himself though but I guess whoever (or whatever tool) reviews reports doesn’t know the difference.

  9. Meanwhile, in Candy Land, she’s heaping giant globs of butter on her oatmeal but says eating off of the value menu at the restaurant is too unhealthy.


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