Bryan Tew finally left Ecuador a few weeks ago and arrived in Panama after failing to find any cheap air tickets to Nicaragua.
Some highlights of the adventure so far (in no particular order) –
Bryan was unhappy with the clinic who performed his PCR test and belligerently demanded his money back. Security was called which Bryan suddenly says there was “no reason” for:
With absolutely no evidence whatsoever, Bryan proclaims that he is “surrounded” by Panamanian “special operations soldiers”:
Bryan has more bizarre sexual nightmares. This time involving fucking a woman that was “possessed”. I guess this is an improvement over the time he had a nightmare about dropping the soap in the locker room for the Georgia Bulldogs:
Bryan can’t seem to figure out how to reach Nicaragua. In several posts and videos he’s said that Nicaragua is unfriendly to the US and he would be able to get help there. Oddly enough that’s the same thing he said about Ecuador several years ago but we saw how far he got with his asylum claim.
Anyway, depending on which posts and videos you watch, he either didn’t get the PCR test results on time, or he slept through the bus departure time and didn’t make it to Nicaragua. Now he wants to try the asylum gambit in Panama:
Bryan claims that he no longer has the dexterity to pick up a fork (although it would appear to be a selective loss of dexterity because he can still type long-ass messages on a phone somehow).
I thought most of his meals are take out from the clown or the colonel anyway so forks are largely irrelevant.
Yeah, I caught that. He doesn’t have a problem holding up a cell phone to shove in people’s faces but he can’t lift a fork?
Get your story straight you fraud!
A new day, a new purchase of Red Bulls. Not the same video I posted a few days ago, so that means he’s already drunk those others already.
Total mystery why Bryan can’t sleep.
It’s like he’s spending a lot of money to sleep badly by guzzling Red Bulls.
There is a website for tracking prices of certain items in various countries. In 2021, a can of Red Bull cost, on average, the equivalent of $2.37 U.S. in Panama. That’s compared to only 97 cents for a half-litre of Coca-Cola (the site doesn’t give price per can of Coke) $1.07 for 1.5 litres of water, or $1.39 for a whole litre of orange juice.
https://www.globalproductprices.com/Panama/red_bull_prices/
(The other prices can be seen on the side tags.)
Personally, I can’t even imagine drinking Red Bull for reasons other than, say, being a college student trying to pull an all-nighter. It doesn’t even taste that good and messes with your sleep cycle much worse than even Coca-Cola (which I can get decaf versions of).
Bryan Tew, against all odds, managed to make it to his asylum interview (he was whining the past few days about how “they” were depriving him of sleep so he couldn’t make it, all while chugging Red Bulls).
I generally don’t listen to these hours-long recordings Tew makes, but I was curious enough and just started randomly listening to different parts.
I started laughing as Bryan told the case worker that he probably has nanotech inside of him if he ever drank a Coca Cola.
On the nanotech claim in particular, Bryan has always said you can go to a toxicologist and order a test called a “nano patch” (there is no such test, I looked!) to discover all the CIA nanotech in your body. Apparently no toxicologist has ever thought to make light of this revelation and it remains only known among people like Bryan.
There is something called a “Nanopatch” but it’s an alternate method for vaccination instead of being a test for nanomachines.
Candy Grandpre says she is being “trafficked”. That’s odd, most trafficking victims aren’t free to make videos to the world telling everyone about it. Who are your captors, Candy? Actual human trafficking victims, which are you are not, are shut off from the outside world.
You mock real victims.
I’ve watched enough gangstalking videos from Targeted Individuals to know that “human trafficking”, besides actual human trafficking, can also mean whatever nebulous thing they think is happening to them, the harder to prove the better, be it hidden microscopic cameras in the bathroom watching them pee to big corporations or movie studios stealing their genius ideas by streaming them directly from their brains.
Bryan whines that his $500 eyeglasses aren’t ready yet. Didn’t we go through this last year?
Why is he blowing his wad on overpriced glasses at the mall? We told him last year that Zenni Optical has prescription glasses for next to nothing and they’ll ship overseas. This plus his recent purchase of *yet another* brand new iPhone.
Also should mention that Bryan recently started posting live videos again. One of his live streams earned his channel a strike for nudity. I didn’t actually see the video so I don’t know what it was, i.e. Tew playing with himself again or exposing his junk to the world like he’s done before.
He’s got a new channel called “CIA TRAUMA BASED MIND CONTROL SEXUAL PROGRAMMING”. Yeah, cringe.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm6d8ubk3–4YsNcjg3GylA
Bryan Tew clowning off again, showing off several cans of Red Bull he purchased while whining about his inability to sleep.
He doesn’t bother to explain what his reasoning is for this obvious contradiction, we’re just expected to see his purchase of Red Bulls as a consequence of his inability to sleep, not as something that is contributing to it.
What happened to that Espresso machine from last year? It appears I am correct that it wouldn’t be practical for a homeless dude who hops from hotel to hotel across the world to lug that machine with him everywhere he goes.
Just more proof that Bryan lacks the ability to think critically about his own situation.
Bryan found an app called “E Stethescope” and thinks it’s proving that he is being “attacked”. He doesn’t really explain how.
I’m a bit skeptical that an iPhone microphone can be a reasonable substitute for an actual stethoscope or that this app can accurately tell you anything about what it picks up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5z-4x1OWWnA
They call it a “simulator” simulating your heart noise with pre-recorded sounds that is for entertainment purposes only.
https://apps.apple.com/us/app/e-stethoscope-auscultation/id1303636653
I imagine that it syncs up what it can hear of someone’s heartbeat with the closest sound in its library.
However, being able to use an iPhone microphone as a stethoscope is a relatively mundane claim since a lot of T.I.s seem to believe that there is a contactless brain-to-machine neural module that transmits directly to your brain and which can read your mind without even hooking up a single electrode in every smartphone.
There is also a statement buried in the app’s description saying the app is limited by the quality of the microphone on the iPhone (just like I pointed out) and that it should only be used for “entertainment purposes” and not used to diagnose a medical condition.
Bryan shut off comments on his Bitchute video soon after I pointed that out to him.
At 24:30 in this (mostly audio-only) video, you can hear Bryan Tew sabotage his meeting with whatever kind of social worker is helping with the asylum process by not listening to her answer as to why it takes two months for them to assign a translator for him and instead telling her that the Americans control all governments.
https://youtu.be/EkgyU6f62RE
Bryan is re-posting TikTok videos of women who are being stalked/harassed by creepy dudes, thinking that the phenomena of thirsty men going after unwilling women is exactly the same thing that is happening to him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5OC3h68U4U