Bryan Tew in Panama / Open Thread

Bryan Tew finally left Ecuador a few weeks ago and arrived in Panama after failing to find any cheap air tickets to Nicaragua.

Some highlights of the adventure so far (in no particular order) –

Bryan was unhappy with the clinic who performed his PCR test and belligerently demanded his money back. Security was called which Bryan suddenly says there was “no reason” for:

With absolutely no evidence whatsoever, Bryan proclaims that he is “surrounded” by Panamanian “special operations soldiers”:

Bryan has more bizarre sexual nightmares. This time involving fucking a woman that was “possessed”. I guess this is an improvement over the time he had a nightmare about dropping the soap in the locker room for the Georgia Bulldogs:

Bryan can’t seem to figure out how to reach Nicaragua. In several posts and videos he’s said that Nicaragua is unfriendly to the US and he would be able to get help there. Oddly enough that’s the same thing he said about Ecuador several years ago but we saw how far he got with his asylum claim.

Anyway, depending on which posts and videos you watch, he either didn’t get the PCR test results on time, or he slept through the bus departure time and didn’t make it to Nicaragua. Now he wants to try the asylum gambit in Panama:

64 thoughts on “Bryan Tew in Panama / Open Thread”

  1. At 24:30 in this (mostly audio-only) video, you can hear Bryan Tew sabotage his meeting with whatever kind of social worker is helping with the asylum process by not listening to her answer as to why it takes two months for them to assign a translator for him and instead telling her that the Americans control all governments.

  2. Bryan found an app called “E Stethescope” and thinks it’s proving that he is being “attacked”. He doesn’t really explain how.

    I’m a bit skeptical that an iPhone microphone can be a reasonable substitute for an actual stethoscope or that this app can accurately tell you anything about what it picks up.

    • They call it a “simulator” simulating your heart noise with pre-recorded sounds that is for entertainment purposes only.

      I imagine that it syncs up what it can hear of someone’s heartbeat with the closest sound in its library.

      However, being able to use an iPhone microphone as a stethoscope is a relatively mundane claim since a lot of T.I.s seem to believe that there is a contactless brain-to-machine neural module that transmits directly to your brain and which can read your mind without even hooking up a single electrode in every smartphone.

      • There is also a statement buried in the app’s description saying the app is limited by the quality of the microphone on the iPhone (just like I pointed out) and that it should only be used for “entertainment purposes” and not used to diagnose a medical condition.

        Bryan shut off comments on his Bitchute video soon after I pointed that out to him.

  3. Bryan Tew clowning off again, showing off several cans of Red Bull he purchased while whining about his inability to sleep.

    He doesn’t bother to explain what his reasoning is for this obvious contradiction, we’re just expected to see his purchase of Red Bulls as a consequence of his inability to sleep, not as something that is contributing to it.

    • What happened to that Espresso machine from last year? It appears I am correct that it wouldn’t be practical for a homeless dude who hops from hotel to hotel across the world to lug that machine with him everywhere he goes.

      Just more proof that Bryan lacks the ability to think critically about his own situation.

  4. Also should mention that Bryan recently started posting live videos again. One of his live streams earned his channel a strike for nudity. I didn’t actually see the video so I don’t know what it was, i.e. Tew playing with himself again or exposing his junk to the world like he’s done before.

    He’s got a new channel called “CIA TRAUMA BASED MIND CONTROL SEXUAL PROGRAMMING”. Yeah, cringe.–4YsNcjg3GylA

  5. Bryan whines that his $500 eyeglasses aren’t ready yet. Didn’t we go through this last year?

    Why is he blowing his wad on overpriced glasses at the mall? We told him last year that Zenni Optical has prescription glasses for next to nothing and they’ll ship overseas. This plus his recent purchase of *yet another* brand new iPhone.

  6. Candy Grandpre says she is being “trafficked”. That’s odd, most trafficking victims aren’t free to make videos to the world telling everyone about it. Who are your captors, Candy? Actual human trafficking victims, which are you are not, are shut off from the outside world.

    You mock real victims.

    • I’ve watched enough gangstalking videos from Targeted Individuals to know that “human trafficking”, besides actual human trafficking, can also mean whatever nebulous thing they think is happening to them, the harder to prove the better, be it hidden microscopic cameras in the bathroom watching them pee to big corporations or movie studios stealing their genius ideas by streaming them directly from their brains.

  7. Bryan Tew, against all odds, managed to make it to his asylum interview (he was whining the past few days about how “they” were depriving him of sleep so he couldn’t make it, all while chugging Red Bulls).

    I generally don’t listen to these hours-long recordings Tew makes, but I was curious enough and just started randomly listening to different parts.

    I started laughing as Bryan told the case worker that he probably has nanotech inside of him if he ever drank a Coca Cola.

    On the nanotech claim in particular, Bryan has always said you can go to a toxicologist and order a test called a “nano patch” (there is no such test, I looked!) to discover all the CIA nanotech in your body. Apparently no toxicologist has ever thought to make light of this revelation and it remains only known among people like Bryan.

  8. A new day, a new purchase of Red Bulls. Not the same video I posted a few days ago, so that means he’s already drunk those others already.

    Total mystery why Bryan can’t sleep.

    • It’s like he’s spending a lot of money to sleep badly by guzzling Red Bulls.

      There is a website for tracking prices of certain items in various countries. In 2021, a can of Red Bull cost, on average, the equivalent of $2.37 U.S. in Panama. That’s compared to only 97 cents for a half-litre of Coca-Cola (the site doesn’t give price per can of Coke) $1.07 for 1.5 litres of water, or $1.39 for a whole litre of orange juice.
      (The other prices can be seen on the side tags.)

      Personally, I can’t even imagine drinking Red Bull for reasons other than, say, being a college student trying to pull an all-nighter. It doesn’t even taste that good and messes with your sleep cycle much worse than even Coca-Cola (which I can get decaf versions of).

  9. Bryan claims that he no longer has the dexterity to pick up a fork (although it would appear to be a selective loss of dexterity because he can still type long-ass messages on a phone somehow).

    I thought most of his meals are take out from the clown or the colonel anyway so forks are largely irrelevant.

    • Yeah, I caught that. He doesn’t have a problem holding up a cell phone to shove in people’s faces but he can’t lift a fork?

      Get your story straight you fraud!

  10. Bryan is tucking tail and leaving Panama after his asylum interview. Next destination is supposedly Mexico City –

    I forgot to mention that he was seeking out local immigration attorneys to try to help him presumably sue the government of Panama – he complained that the translator didn’t properly translate his story. I don’t get that since Bryan doesn’t understand Spanish, how can he possibly know if the translator was competent and/or accurate?

    Apparently he slept through his appointment (or didn’t have enough energy or whatever) /w his attorney and has given up altogether.

    • Apparently guzzling however many cans of Red Bull he purchased wasn’t the solution for his sleeplessness problem.

  11. Security at the Mexico City airport aren’t letting Bryan sleep on the floor. With the shit that’s going on in Ukraine right now everyone is probably a little on edge about weirdos acting weird in the airport.

    Bryan has a ticket onward from Mexico City to New York. Remains to be seen if he actually takes this flight.

  12. From Bryan’s latest video, I can confirm that he has passed through immigration / customs and is officially back in the USA. Hopefully this is a new chapter in his adventure. But he may just end up taking another flight out in a few days, so I’ll hold back the celebrations until then.

    Will we see more anonymous homosexual encounters in “Old Town” (Presidio Park) San Diego? Sleeping in front of “Old Town Church” again? I’m hoping for a new city this time. Would be funny if he ends up in New York. Judging by how those cops didn’t take any bullshit from him, I don’t think NYC would be great for him.

    Bryan says he lost another credit card and has no credit cards in his possession. Continues to whine about the mean ol’ cops who told him he wasn’t allowed to sleep.

    He claims other people were sleeping and his proof is a few people he shows on camera laying down (well, only one was just partially laying) or sitting inside of the airport right by the front doors (in what appears to be either the ticketing area or similar – not familiar with JFK). None of them were sleeping. Tew is “lying” in more than one way here.

  13. Predictably, Bryan is siding with Russia in its invasion of Ukraine. He thinks American special forces are on the front lines fighting against Russia and bizarrely calls them “government contractors” (our special forces are part of our military, they are not some contracted out mercenaries).

    He says that Russians are being “cautious”, presumably that’s his way of describing Russia’s incompetent invasion that has left roads littered with Russian tanks looking for fuel. Russia has already lost (according to numbers published by Ukrainian sources) four thousand troops in just a few days of fighting. Compare to America, which lost about four thousand in a multi-year invasion and occupation of Iraq.

    I wouldn’t call that “cautious” or careful or anything like that, I’d call that outright incompetent and weak.

  14. According to his Facebook, Bryan is now at a homeless shelter for veterans in New York City.

    Is he even eligible to be there? It’s hard to find out legitimate information about Bryan’s life before he flipped out but I think he would have been 23 going on 24 during Operation Desert Storm in early 1991 plus Somalia and Bosnia later in the 1990s so it’s at least plausible that he served in the military in a combat theatre and so I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt this isn’t just him taking a bed from a legitimate veteran.

    • I don’t know his military history but it’s not his first time using the services of veterans groups before. He stayed briefly in a veterans shelter in San Diego.

      That’s where they found marijuana in proximity of his cot and was accused of possessing it by staff. Bryan decided to make a much bigger deal out of it by doing a video of himself with the staff of the shelter (the man in the video didn’t appreciate being made famous on YouTube and got YT to take it down). He also called police and in his video stated “marijuana is an ILLEGAL DRUG!!!!”, even though it was legal where he was at in California.

      He could have just said “No sir, it’s not mine and here you can look through my belongings, I don’t have any narcotics and I voluntarily submit to a drug test at any time” without all the drama queen nonsense.

      No idea if it was Tew’s weed but I found that entire exchange to be funny and over the top, in typical Tew fashion. In light of other things about him, I do have to wonder.

      It reminds me of that other video Tew likes to re-post of him finding those large purple panties (that happens to look like his size) in his luggage where he claims “they” are discrediting him. If he didn’t make the video, nobody else would know about the panties but him. Now everyone wonders if Tew is a crossdresser. He’s probably posted the purple panties video a hundred times now. So fucking weird.

    • Okay, Bryan says he served with the National Guard in Kosovo around 13 minutes in during this mostly audio-only video at the Veteran’s Hospital and, considering he’s somewhere where they would presumably confirm his military record, I see no reason to doubt him on that particular matter.

      Not that I’m not going to criticize him for prominently displaying a can of Red Bull while showing us how poorly he’s sleeping at the beginning of the video, as if there’s no connection between guzzling energy drinks and not sleeping well.


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