Open Thread – 7/26

BRYAN TEW

Bryan got his VA fiduciary to agree to let him buy a brand new or nearly brand new RV. It appears to be built on a Mercedes (Sprinter?) chassis.

Some discussion in the comments already but just wanted to make an update in the post.

He’s barely had the thing but for a couple of days and he’s already had a collision. He also parks illegally, which is a sign of things to come with his RV adventures.

I expect he won’t handle the waste water correctly and he will end up with either a sewage backup in the RV or he will dump the sewage inappropriately. If he’s smart, he will just avoid water and wastewater altogether and use bath facilities somewhere else.

MATTY WEIDER

Matt makes the rare video (around midnight on 6/28) in which he doesn’t have Grok speak on his behalf.

He very nervously films from a truck stop with a complaint that a group that wasn’t around in 2018 is behind the source of a death threat uttered regarding his family in 2018.

(This is a constant issue with Matty; he claims any number of people from 8, 10, 15, 20+ years ago are somehow, without any evidence presented, connected to people who are trolling him today in 2026 and that the people trolling him in 2026 owe him some sort of explanation for someone they’ve never heard of until he brought it up here in 2026).

And of course the usual pedophile smears (not so polite reminder that Matty Weider has CSAM content in his possession that he posted to YouTube, whereas the people he smears have never posted any such material, have no criminal background regarding those sorts of activities, and have never once indicated any sort of inclination towards engaging in those activities)

What I found utterly pathetic is this stunted man child of nearly 40 is angrily demanding a home from his family. Hey Matty, most people are out of the house by the end of their 20’s tops. I left my mom’s house at 19 – under great terms and gained self-sufficiency at 21.

You’re going to be well into your 40’s and still lack the social skills and emotional regulation to hold down a job.

You either get the help you need to be a independent human being or you’re going to end up like Candy, pissing and shitting yourself while chasing cars with burned out headlights and scamming people on YouTube.

49 thoughts on “Open Thread – 7/26”

  1. Reminiscent of Kevin Christian’s butthole zapping saga, Candy Grandpre is reporting a similar phenomena with HER butthole:

    By the way, I went back to Kevin’s channel and it seems he’s put most or all of the nuttier videos (such as his proposed butthole zapping lawsuit against Clayton County, GA) behind a membership paywall.

    I’ve heard nothing from Kevin recently and over the past few years I’ve had the impression he got his shit together – at least he’s stopped publicly talking about butthole zapping, the family on Howard Circle that he thinks is responsible for it, or any of the other assortment of characters that exist as voices in his head.

    As far as I’m concerned, if he’s over it, I’m over it and even bringing it up again is sort of beating a dead horse for me. Although I’m not entirely convinced since he hasn’t actually deleted that shit yet.

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    • booty hole…….also: I Dont (care about my tsister Erica, I don’t (care) if You see this or not, you line crossing, betraying bitch, I don’t even Think about you, and didn’t even think about you, until You started contacting me with all of your dribble on the computer, starting WAY BACK (yeah) I WISH I was literally way back for real lol), YOU STARTED TELLING About everything from how YOU AND YOUR BOYFRIENDS and YOU, WERE HAVING GOOD FUCKING SEX?? all the way to emailing me with more dribble about WHATEVER ELSE, I DONT REALLY (care) Erica, You just want attention is all, Attent I CANT GIVE TO YOU anymore and never could, line crossing betraying bitch, YOU ARE JUST TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL INFERIOR AND INSUPERIOR to YOU Erica

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      • Your life has no meaning. You have never succeeded your entire life. You are nothing but a leech on society as a whole. You are Insignificant, no one will remember who you were, what you were, and how you where. Learn how to use correct grammar, signs, and symbols (like brackets). Or make toast in the bathroom you retard.

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    • YOU, not me, all by yourself, LIBELLED and DEFAMED and SLANDERED yourself, By INVOLVING ME, into YOUR LIFE For YEARS, Erica, YOU MESSAGED me, even before one email from me way back……..I WASNT EVEN PAYING attention to you, until you started INVOLVING me into YOUR LIFE online especially, Erica, line crossing bitch

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  2. As I predicted would happen, Bryan got ran out of a VA hospital parking lot for camping.

    No recording of the police interaction, just Bryan telling us what happened and how unfair it is.

    Hey Bryan, if you’re waiting to be seen you should be waiting inside the hospital. If you are waiting more than a few hours (I suspect his idea of “waiting to be seen” is an appointment that is days or weeks away, if he is even telling the truth) then you need to find somewhere else to go that is out of the way.

    https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1Ma7tmfRbY/

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  3. Matt Weider has disclosed that he has relocated to Colorado. He thinks this artwork on a Sticky TT6 livestream proves that he is being surveilled because it resembles an architectural style common to cabins in Colorado.

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  4. This is kind of gross and perverted but Candy recounts some kind of nightmare that she had about being pinned down and being forced to consume whipped cream.

    I’m absolutely not going to psychoanalyze that and will leave that as an exercise for the viewer lol.

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    • I LIKE whipped cream………lol I LIKE marshmallows, and frosting too, not healthy though………nope.

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  5. Bryan is trying to book a hotel room to get out of the heat. He’s apparently DNR’d from Wyndham properties. I can imagine several scenarios why that might have happened and they all pretty much mirror the reasons Candy gets DNR’d.. From being rude and uppity to staff, harassing other guests, soiling the rooms (with feces), or loud screaming (more of a Bryan thing).

    I think his RV either doesn’t have A/C in the sleeping area or has A/C but requires external power. Not an RV owner or user so I don’t quite know the logistics but that’s what a quick online search is telling me.

    He might need to invest in a generator. Most generators are louder than actual car engines so if he does this to run the A/C he’s going to become an unwelcome guest if he is camping out at a hospital or random parking lot. There are specific generator models that are built to be quieter so he might look at that. But regardless a big RV like he has just camping out in unusual places like a hospital is going to get him negative attention from security / police.

    (I did suggest earlier that Bryan get something less obviously “campy” like a windowless work van and just install a mattress inside of it)

    Other option is an RV campsite with shore power. That would also give him a proper place to dump his wastewater. Cheaper than a hotel normally since it’s just a parking spot with an outlet and water hookup.

    Guessing this is a detail he didn’t consider before plopping down lots of cash. (How much did it cost? I don’t know, but looking up costs of RVs that look similar to what he has is very eye watering).

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    • Bryan uploaded his new vehicle title. It’s a 2006 model and a purchase price of $30,000 (if he’s not lying to lower his tax liability).

      Honestly it looks a lot newer. I thought it was a couple of years old, tops. Whoever he bought it from kept it in very good shape. Can’t say Bryan is doing the same since he’s already wrecked it once.

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  6. Timmy Seekins updates –

    Timmy got a new job at an auto repair place – he posted about it with photos. Again I’m going to say that TIs over sharing personal information are their own worst enemies.

    I don’t agree with harassing people at their job unless they’re doing something illegal or unethical.

    That said, one of his online trolls deduced that he got a job at a local auto repair chain that is across the street from the pizzeria his girlfriend works at.

    He also appears to be posting under the influence of drugs again last night. He got his main channel and alt banned somehow and is posting rubbish from a new account.

    My advice to him would just to be to shut up and stop engaging with the trolls. Of course I have told him that many times and he doesn’t heed it. I don’t expect he will. Narcissism and main character syndrome.

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    • oh!!! You Like Lucifer Too Cheify Handler??? THAT IS SO FUCKING COOL!!! I cant stand these religious nutters no more here in Texas, Greenville, Texas, like lately, MANY TIMES and DAYS now, THEY come up to me and BOTHER me with their RELIGIOUS GOOBLY GLOP shit, I have lived here twice now, I am from a Midwest college town, I HAVE HAD Enough of God and Jesus talk generally speaking, from the people level, PLEASE STOP!!!!!!!!! gaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!

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    • Timmy made a new post today about being rejected from working at Discount Tire. I take this to mean he was fired from the other auto repair place he was boasting about just recently or never actually got a job there and was just blowing smoke.

      He ranted about how “stalkers” are making “totally good workers or geniuses” feel worthless.

      Timmy is not a genius. He’s firmly on the “confidently ignorant” side of the Dunning-Kruger curve. He does claim to be one though; I think he claimed a 120 IQ from an online IQ test that he said he would have scored higher on had the TV not been blaring in the background.

      (I had to point out to him that real IQ tests are given in controlled environments where a TV wouldn’t be on in the background, therefore whatever test he took was likely some kind of novelty test he found online)

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      • To understand Timmy’s situation more, you have to understand his relationship with the Chief Handler troll and how Timmy believes he fits into his life situation.

        Timmy has repeatedly claimed, without evidence, that Chief Handler is responsible for the IRL “stalking”.

        Timmy believes many (most? all?) of the cars that drive past his trailer are stalkers because they’re driving too slow or driving at the wrong time of day / night.

        Somehow Chief Handler sent these vehicles (that are almost definitely just other residents of the trailer park).

        He has a brief moment of lucidity in this post and kinda admits that maybe not ALL of them are stalkers but quickly relapses to more batshit paranoia about how the local government in Jamestown is working with Chief Handler to harass him in Virginia Beach.

        He has a lot of anger about the courts and CPS in Jamestown, NY where he lost custody of his children due to drug abuse.

        https://www.youtube.com/post/Ugkxj53M9dm9Zaw3dK8ja9zgy4fekQVTVxA_

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  7. Matty is now preaching the end times conspiracy theories involving wildfires.

    He isn’t having Grok think and speak for him, at least not that I can tell, so that must mean he’s really serious.

    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QFenDvbdZe4 (RobotoSan clip of one his videos)


    I don’t think this is worth my limited time to break down point-by-point or try to pin down the source information he’s using (another nutter it would seem), but I would just say there’s no evidence that these fires are coming out of the ground.

    A member of my extended family is a wildland firefighter and he’s never talked about anything like this. I think someone outside of conspiracy-tard land, i.e. a firefighter, would have said something if there was something fishy about these fires.

    Matty is also claiming he has or will somehow get 8 million dollars to charter an ice-rated cruise ship (*) to get himself and whoever wants to join him to the mythical Antarctica “exit gate” to teleport off of the Earth.

    Matty definitely doesn’t have anywhere near that and there’s no chance he will grift anywhere close to that off of people so it’s a non-starter. I don’t know where the 8 million figure comes from, but I’ll take his word; it is definitely going to be far more expensive than he has the means to cover.

    (*) Matty calls the Ortelius an ice breaker, but online it is called a “non-icebreaker passenger vessel”. I guess that is just being pedantic but wanted to clarify that.

    Ortelius

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    • Roboto San is doing a fine job dunking on Matty: https://www.youtube.com/@RobotoSan/posts

      I am absolutely not going to invest a lot of time into this silliness, but swamps burning isn’t unprecedented. Google “Can swamps burn?”

      I would also point out that just because there is snow, water, or other moisture on or in the ground doesn’t mean a fire can’t burn and spread.

      Whoever told you that those are “impossible to burn” lied to you. The fact that they are burning now tells you that it’s not impossible to burn.

      Do you think these end times fires behave differently than normal times fires, Matty? Do end times fires have the ability to ignore water, is that what you are saying?

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      • (The Everglades is technically not a swamp, but Matty uses that to describe the Everglades. I’m not trying to be pedantic, but wanted to get that out of the way before someone corrects me on talking about a swamp)

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    • Matty has since reverted to having Grok speak for him as he is not capable of a response in his own words. As a result I will cease responding to him on this topic.

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    • The guy behind the channel where Matty got the idea that there are bolts of electricity or plasma shooting out of the ground called out Matty for his AI nonsense and Matty is rather upset.

      To be clear, I think both are nutjobs. I just love it when nutjobs go after each other.

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      • The relationship between the two continues to degrade.

        Matty is now calling Mr. Snyder a pedophile.

        Jeff Snyder is completely sane by comparison to Matthew even though I think his theories about wildfires are completely bonkers.

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  8. Bryan is trying to buy some kind of vehicle. I don’t know what exactly as he hasn’t disclosed.

    10 hours ago he tagged himself in Charlotte, NC.

    Anyway, he’s apparently trying to negotiate this between the seller, his VA fiduciary (who I guess has to review the Bill of Sale to make sure it is on the up and up), and himself and it’s not going entirely to plan.

    A few weeks ago Bryan was looking at motorhomes; I don’t know if that’s what he’s going to get, or if he’s going to get another SUV.

    Like I said earlier, a motorhome would be a big step up for Bryan in terms of comfort and quality of sleep. I’d still say an apartment or house is better for him but whatever.

    Of course none of this really truly matters if Bryan isn’t going to put the effort in to take care of himself and make himself go to every Dr’s appointment on time, every time, and comply with treatment.

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        • I wonder how he’ll dispose of the Toyota. It’s probably not worth much with all the mechanical issues it has. Junkyard would likely be the right place for it.

          Knowing Bryan, he’ll probably just dump it in a parking lot and wash his hands of it, letting it become someone else’s problem.

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      • Just noticed that Bryan is now claiming an address in Ohio as his home. Looked it up – it’s appears to be a business park with a FedEx-branded mail center, possibly with PO boxes.

        Bryan didn’t list a box number. That might have been on purpose because I’m pretty sure that title reassignment is asking for your PHYSICAL address, not your PO box. Of course he doesn’t have a physical address so he can’t put one.

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        • Bryan is somewhere in New Jersey: https://x.com/bryanktew/status/2072663027384524808

          He’s at the DMV.. I don’t know if he’s there to register and plate the vehicle. He did mention the tens of tickets he has (thanks, I forgot about that). Yeah, he probably has to take care of that before he can register it. Many (most?) states will put registration holds on you if you have unpaid fines, and they share their lists of deadbeats with each other so you can’t just move to another state and register there.

          I do see these ads on Facebook (and hear about it online from people who do it) for vehicle registration services in Montana.. They say they can get your vehicle registered to an LLC in Montana and mail you Montana plates. I don’t know if that would work in Bryan’s situation. Don’t get any ideas, Bryan. It’s popular in California because you get to avoid a lot of the steep taxes.

          That loophole isn’t going to be around forever because it’s becoming too popular. A few people have been busted already and I’m sure more is coming.

          Bryan doesn’t take any personal responsibility for his parking tickets.

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      • I made an update to the post (at the top). Bryan got into a fender bender on the first day of ownership; he turned into another vehicle and swiped them. Apparently all of the damage was to the RV and not the vehicle (supposedly).

        That’s good for Bryan because he’s probably still uninsured.

        He blames everyone but himself for impaired and inattentive driving.

        On that topic, my friend who doesn’t visit this website but keeps up with Bryan told me that he thinks Bryan ought to have purchased a Tesla Cybertruck, because the Cybertruck could do most of the driving for him and despite Tesla FSD making embarrassing errors, he feels it would still be a safer driver than Bryan. He’s probably right.

        He said that Bryan could just relax in the Cybertruck “while it drives him to San Diego and he watches Rafael Nadal play tennis”.

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  9. Question for Matty..

    You’ve made the claim that “the network” is working with Flora and Lucas. Now you’re claiming that the same network wants them killed? (We’ll ignore for a moment the fact that the “network” you speak of didn’t exist in 2018 – a minor irrelevant detail!). You acknowledge that Flora was aware of the death threat, but continues to supposedly work with the same network that threatened to murder her?

    And now you are demanding that Flora, the same Flora that you say was involved in kidnapping you and isn’t your real mom, house you and take care of you like the 35+ year old toddler that you are?

    Please make this make sense sir. Because it sure doesn’t make any sense. Maybe you can get Grok to explain it to me? This is the one time I will accept an explanation from Grok, lol.

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      • Matty did respond through Grok but didn’t address a single point raised. He instead deflected and whined about me refusing to respond to his Grok Slop videos.

        Matt, here’s the thing: you are the one with an axe to grind about an overarching conspiracy that you want everyone to believe involving yourself, your family, Antarctica, and a nebulous “network” of people you can’t precisely define.

        If your desire is to connect the dots on all of those things and get the rest of the world on board with you, you are the one who is in the position of needing to answer questions and responding to detractors to show that you have the winning argument. You have the burden here, not myself, not Roboto San, Sticky, or anyone else.

        I have nothing to prove about myself so I do not feel any obligation to respond to you or your psychological crutch known as Grok.

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        • Yess Matthew, I have asked this weirdo many times if he would like to come on panel and showcase any evidence without grok speaking for him.. he ignores it.
          Cuz he has NONE, huge shoutout to whoever created this site. I’m liking it. Also I hope whoever it is doesn’t mind. I gave a nod to this website on a recent stream and asked folks to come through .. Thanks again !
          🔺️🏆🔺️

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          • Sorry for the late reply but thank you very much sir.

            Regarding TIs / lolcows, I really do spend like 90% of my time on YouTube and about 10% here, if that. When I first started this, next to nobody was talking about TIs (other than the TIs themselves, that is) so I kinda filled a niche that nobody else did. Even though I really only blogged about a couple of people I guess it introduced people into the TI rabbit hole.

            On YouTube there was a couple of people but no real big community at the time. I used to chat with Omni Eris a bit but he left YouTube and I didn’t follow him to whatever platform he ended up going to. His old channels and content are still up.

            Anyway, I enjoy your work. I only watch your stuff occasionally as I’m so busy. I’m nowhere near as funny as you, and I think the humor and satire is a really great way to address these lunatics.

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