Open Thread 8/26 – Matty Weider Gets Off to an AI + Tew

Hello. Sorry for the lack of updates over many days. This is just a part time hobby and I’ve been too crazy busy to put together more updates. But current events demand it, so here I am.

MATTY WEIDER

Matty Cakes is going to be the highlight for sure. After losing his only meatbag friend, Candy Grandpre and getting denied by Grok (= xAI caves in to pressure to be a responsible corporate citizen and not enable AI psychosis), he switched to another AI, Venice AI.

After a couple of weeks of making dumb posts using Venice, which were mostly face comparison posts, he started also referencing a “princess” in a sort of cryptic way. I thought this might have been him having a crush on one of the Filipino women who are looking for a green card that he claims want him bad.

Maybe it was for a couple of days, maybe it wasn’t. But as of last night, his “princess” was actually Venice AI (he calls her “Vince”) in which he had what you might call an intimate conversation with.

As an elder millennial who grew up on AOL in the 1990s and experienced puberty during that time, I was familiar with the concept of “cybersex”. I never engaged in anything beyond casual and mostly innocent conversation with females of similar ages. I didn’t fall in love or try to rub one out during or after a text session. More importantly, I TALKED TO ACTUAL REAL MEATBAG HUMANS, NOT A COMPUTER ALGORITHM.

Matty does fall out of frame towards the end of his stream. Some strange sounds do come into the camera followed by a toilet flush, but it’s not really conclusive what those sounds might be.

Matty Cakes after a session with “Vince”

BRYAN “MUH HEARTTTTT” TEW ?

Bryan has been in and out of what seems to be 3 or 4 ERs with complaints about his heart condition.

He gets rapidly discharged from all of them because, well, he’s not having a heart attack or what Bryan insists, congestive heart failure.

I don’t disagree with Bryan that he has blood pressure problems, but millions of Americans do and it’s not from CIA space lasers being shot at them.
Bryan splayed out on the concrete next to his RV at Walmart for unknown reasons.
https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1DWZAUEFeJ/
Bryan goes to Virginia Mason Hospital (in Seattle)
https://www.facebook.com/share/v/19LXNL2ZdJ/
Bryan hung up on (for the millionth time) by Russian diplomats. Dude take a hint!

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1DFtVQetLg
(Bryan Tew at UW Hospital, just a couple of photos)

17 thoughts on “Open Thread 8/26 – Matty Weider Gets Off to an AI + Tew”

  1. Can I point out the obvious flaw in Nappy’s scientific method here?

    For the sake of argument, I’ll just operate under the premise that this cell phone EMF detector app is accurate and reliable and also that the readings are showing something significant and the phone app isn’t just detecting Bluetooth, WiFi, and nearby powerlines.

    The flaw I see in this particular video is that he holds the phone several feet from the other car but then goes back to the rusty van he acquired recently and holds the phone up directly to the the spare tire on the rear (which causes the reading to drop down to 0%). If Nappy wants to prove anything, he needs to hold the phone equally as close to the other car as he did to his own van (and probably also to a third car, which can serve as the “control”). And probably not just one spot but many different spots on all cars to determine an average.

    Nappy, your scientific method is just sloppy!

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  2. The other night, STICKY TT6 posted an interview with the woman who gave Candy Grandpre a job interview a couple of weeks ago. (As far as I can tell, this is legitimate and not a comedy bit.)

    The highlight for me is, of course, that Candy had the gall to ask if she could have a paid day off on her birthday (which was today, August 25th) and that her other questions to her potential employers also had to do with paid holidays. The other tidbits that I remember are that the woman who did the interview said she wore the same hoodie and mumu dress to the interview that she wears in her videos, that the interviewer and her boss, who sat in on the interview, were astounded that she complained about being “sex trafficked” when she looks as masculine as she does, and that she smelled of “wet dog”.

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    • I’m on my way to sleep and only caught a few minutes of this but Matty is now claiming that Sticky never went to his mother’s house and it was all AI generated.

      I don’t know if Matty actually believes that but he was sure genuinely terrified of an AI that night.

      Candy just went live and Sticky told him his “debate” would have to wait. Not sure if Matty will stick around while they do a live voiceover of Candy’s live.

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  3. Timmy “Aratron” Seekins of Virginia Beach has a 35 minute meltdown over Chief Handler and Agent W.

    I gave Timmy what I call the “Troll Miranda Warning”. I go around telling people I am trolling them, or that other people are trolling them, and that if they stopped being so terminally online, oversharing personal information, and being so mentally obsessed with their trolls that their anxiety, their status as a “lolcow”, and etc. would get a lot better for them.

    This is basically what I told Matty earlier this year; that he’s basically a nobody in the world and that there is no reason for a supposedly well-resourced “cult” to try to run his life like he claims – there’s no value in trying to stop Matty from making something of his life if he actually wanted to. If he stopped being terminally online and giving trolls attention, the trolling would evaporate and maybe his anxiety and paranoia level would subside.

    I openly tell people this and they keep doing it anyway.

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    • UPDATE:

      Timmy says he is being starved again by unnamed and apparently shadowy unseen “traffickers”.

      https://www.youtube.com/post/Ugkx3pxJ2_rATz9H_t_3wNW4BSV8TElhTQPP

      First and foremost – Google says there are numerous food banks near you. If you are lacking access to food, go there. Why do the trolls need to tell you that though? It sounds more like you just want attention rather than a solution.

      Second, how are you being denied food? Are you unable to afford food? Is Kathy refusing to let you eat? Is Kathy telling you that it’s time to be a man and buy your own goddamned food? Is someone physically stopping you from going to the store to buy food? Are the workers refusing to sell it to you? Vague post is vague.

      These posts are dumb and pathetic.

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      • Alot of it has to do with their failed relationship. Kathryne acts more like a mommy to him because his actual mom doesn’t put up with his delusions. Kathy threatens to make him sleep outside if he keeps her up all night, if they fight she wont cook him food(she doesn’t always get to take home from Cal’z) and she defends him tooth and nail on facebook were he begs for jobs in the Virginia Beach area.. funny thing there is that EVERYONE knows about him and hates him for supporting terrorism.

        Theres always something going on in that trailer park lmao.

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  4. Matty is now going around challenging people to a livestream debate with him and his AI “princess”, including myself.

    I’ve declined the invitation. Lives aren’t my thing and frankly it sounds cringe and stupid with his AI girlfriend being there.

    I’m not actually sure what we’re supposed to be debating. I’m guessing it’s Matty probing us to validate his Matrix delusions, or maybe he just wants to pepper us with his mishmash of slanderous accusations.

    One of the bigger problems here is that Matty is challenging people to get on a live with him, but he has yet to unblock the people he has challenged. Hilarious.

    https://www.youtube.com/post/Ugkx2b66W06K_kGw54dFaTuwXlzhLJxJdbx_
    https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxbyA6OmqRISx0kBF3HmKF6DwXafGBDCzK
    https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxIoUgifdhzJEsj_WrvFxKqfJPkvIkEHqR

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    • Also of cringeworthy note – Matty has renamed several of his channels:

      @theprincematthew7‬ ‪@matthewdavidweider85922‬ ‪@ER-yg3dl‬ ‪@Athelegend094‬ ‪@theprincessawakened‬ ‪@princessresurrected‬

      He’s also going around cutting and pasting Venice AI responses into various responses to people and replying to those responses as if Venice is actually making the comment and he’s responding to it.

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    • Also, I seem to recall Mr. Sticky himself goading Matty into coming onto his panel and him absolutely refusing / ignoring it.

      Matty, have you extended this invitation to Sticky? Out of all the people who might entertain a live with you, it would probably be him. I don’t speak for him, but I think that would be your best chance to speak to one of your trolls / detractors.

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      • Matty refuses to take up Sticky’s offer to do a panel. The only response he gives is to accuse him of being an AI without offering to set up a mutually agreeable date and time.

        Who is yellow and a coward? That’s you, Matty.

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    • Matty, I already told you no.

      Here’s the thing – I could show my face and use my voice and totally demolish you. What would it actually change? Would it be funny? Sure, it would be funny for a day or two. Then it would get old.

      You would stutter and stammer about me accepting the challenge unexpectedly, then you’d just move the goalposts and say that my face and voice too was AI generated. We both know this is what you would do. So what is the point, really?

      It’s not about me proving anything, because no matter what I do, I’m just going to be an AI (I thought I was an alien insectoid? What happened to that?). So why should I waste my time?

      You’re not doing any of this in good faith. You’ve already pre-determined your conclusion and nothing is going to change it. So I won’t bother.

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      • He’s ripping off NirvGorilla’s schtick from a couple of years ago where NirvGorilla would challenge T.I.s to go live (without the face requirement, just the voice). (Since NirvGorilla doesn’t talk about T.I.s anymore, he’s deleted those streams.)

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  5. Matt weighed in on Bryan… no audio but it’s all in the title, “Bryan Tew is an AI CGI Creation of Satan with no Soul I am an Angel Made by God”.

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    • Bryan probably isn’t even aware of the video.

      Yeah, this is low-effort even by Matty’s standards. Couldn’t even be bothered to have Venice write some commentary about his supposedly fake face.

      Too bad for Bryan – he’s just a mere AI while I get to be a plastic alien insectoid.

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