Bryan Tew in Panama / Open Thread

Bryan Tew finally left Ecuador a few weeks ago and arrived in Panama after failing to find any cheap air tickets to Nicaragua.

Some highlights of the adventure so far (in no particular order) –

Bryan was unhappy with the clinic who performed his PCR test and belligerently demanded his money back. Security was called which Bryan suddenly says there was “no reason” for:

https://youtu.be/fWh0c5W-2h8

With absolutely no evidence whatsoever, Bryan proclaims that he is “surrounded” by Panamanian “special operations soldiers”:

https://youtu.be/ggwGhaCQTiM

Bryan has more bizarre sexual nightmares. This time involving fucking a woman that was “possessed”. I guess this is an improvement over the time he had a nightmare about dropping the soap in the locker room for the Georgia Bulldogs:

Bryan can’t seem to figure out how to reach Nicaragua. In several posts and videos he’s said that Nicaragua is unfriendly to the US and he would be able to get help there. Oddly enough that’s the same thing he said about Ecuador several years ago but we saw how far he got with his asylum claim.

Anyway, depending on which posts and videos you watch, he either didn’t get the PCR test results on time, or he slept through the bus departure time and didn’t make it to Nicaragua. Now he wants to try the asylum gambit in Panama:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YFjbRbhDcU

64 thoughts on “Bryan Tew in Panama / Open Thread”

  1. On Bryan’s latest video, he chose a thumbnail of a young child wearing a devil costume. I guess there are different ways that can be interpreted. The video itself has nothing to do with children.

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  2. Bryan very obviously mistypes his email address (doubled the @gmail.com), the email is rejected as invalid (because it is), and Bryan starts whining about ITS NOTHING BUT A DEADLY GAME OF EUGENICS!!!!!

    Also, he shows his password. I’ve censored that in my screenshot.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tea-0W6ckLw

    (Screenshot in case he realizes his stupidity and deletes the video to save embarrassment)

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  3. Since it’s just a camrip of a Bryan Tew video with no commentary beyond the description taking Bryan at face value, is Bryan admitting that his own videos are all the proof needed to discredit him?

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  4. Bryan is mad that some random bible-themed nutter on YouTube re-uploaded an unmodified clip from Bryan’s own channel showing him screaming about his ears, claiming he is being discredited.

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  5. Bryan is attempting to purchase an Apple Watch and justifies his purchase by saying the two other smart watches he has won’t detect the “attacks” he think is happening.

    When the Apple Watch doesn’t pick up whatever it is he thinks it is supposed to pick up, is he going to throw a fit about the wasted purchase? I can imagine him going back to the store and having the cops called on him after he starts rambling on about “the game” while belligerently demanding a refund.

    Remember this (plus all the other frivolous purchases he has made) the next time he whines about being financially crippled!

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  6. Another Tew video where you need to read the video description and mostly ignore the actual video itself.

    He’s suggesting that all unvaccinated people leave the United States for Latin America. That sounds great to me! At least it would be for our tragically overloaded medical system here but not so much for the medical systems of those countries.

    Specifically, he suggests Bolivia, Nicaragua, or Cuba. He would have included Venezuela if it wasn’t for those pesky peasants protesting the dire economic situation. How dare they. The food literally falls off the trees he says, and the people are so pleasant and easy-going. I suppose Bryan is not including the “machete guy” who charged at him in Nicaragua in his assessment of Nicaragua.

    I would imagine that these countries wouldn’t be so welcoming once their hospitals filled up with coughing, wheezing Americans with COVID who persistently refused vaccination prior.

    Hard to take Bryan seriously when he isn’t actually in any of those countries at the time of writing, and the time he was in Nicaragua, he was posting the same woe is me tripes and ended up leaving for the same reasons he has left other countries.

    And it wasn’t that long ago when Bryan said the similar nonsense about Ecuador, saying they hate America so much that they’d give him the royal treatment just like Julian Assange.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0fbF_Nwuf0

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    • Bryan posted a new video with almost identical video description, except this time he has axed Cuba from the list because of their new COVID-19 restrictions. I looked this up and apparently Cuba is now requiring tourists to be vaccinated.

      He’s replaced Cuba with Paraguay. I don’t recall Bryan ever posting about visiting that country so it’s a bit odd that he listed it.

      Also this time around, he’s talking about an inevitable collapse of society due to future viral mutations. But he apparently thinks these countries are exempt from the same social collapse that he thinks will happen here, or that if it does happen, it’s not a big deal because Latin people aren’t into criminal behaviors (cue the video of Machete Guy in Nicaragua).

      And he seems to think that people’s SSDI checks will continue to go out after American civilization collapses. Derp!

      Bryan, do you ever stop for a minute and think about the things you post before you post them?

      https://skift.com/2022/01/05/cuba-tightens-border-controls-due-to-covid-surge/

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHvPfND65j0

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  7. I’m mainly ignoring the actual video here and just reading the video description (you will likely need to click into YouTube rather than using the mini player here).

    Bryan has an essay full of plagiarized paragraphs mixed in with his own words about how the collider experiments at CERN are actually a bunch of black magic fuckery involving time travel and manipulation of reality that will result in certain doom for everyone but the elites.

    He also mentions Israel being one of the countries represented at CERN for some bizarre reason. I’m starting to think of that as an antisemitic dog whistle on his part.

    I’m no physicist but unlike Bryan, I do have a basic enough understanding of particle physics including what the Higgs boson is to know Bryan is just spewing complete and total utter bollocks.

    I have this feeling that Bryan knows he is writing doom porn with no basis in reality because his previous diatribes on “SMART CITY TECHNOLOGY” was partly based on a video game.

    I’m not sure to what end Bryan is doing this, if is just for his personal amusement or what, but for someone who repeatedly whines about how other TIs are discrediting the entire TI movement by talking about aliens and other themes that bring ridicule and disrepute, he’s basically doing the same thing with this CERN black magic time travel nonsense.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8ArXbgSU2w

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    • I love how Tew is also concerned about the Mandela Effect. With all of Tew’s fantastical super computers that can reprogram one’s mind – seems that creating a particle collider might be a little more complex than needed just to change the hyphen in a Kit Kat wrapper or make people think Sinbad was in a genie movie.

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  8. Bryan is confused about how his blood pressure machine works. The heart symbol means the machine is detecting your pulse, it does not mean it detected “flutter” or any other sort of abnormality. Note that the red outline is from him, not me.

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  9. Someone got Candy Grandpre’s number and has been crank calling her. No, I didn’t do it.

    She says the phone number adds up to “666”. You can listen to her explanation –

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    • I legitimately hope that it wasn’t anyone who reads this site. Discussing delusional videos on a website like this is fine, intentionally messing with mentally unstable people is not.

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      • I’ve noticed that Candy has a lot of “haters” online, for whatever particular reasons.

        I troll for fun and for sport, but I tend to leave things like DMs / telephones / in-person visits / messing with people’s jobs out of bounds for me. Maybe I’d make an exception if the person in question was truly toxic/evil or whatever, but Candy doesn’t fit that description for me.

        I do admit I laughed when she read out that text message from the dude saying he’s going to zap her with a mind control ray.

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  10. US Blacklists Dozens of Chinese Biotech Firms That Aid Military, Including for ‘Brain-Control Weaponry’

    The United States on Dec. 16 placed trade and investment restrictions on dozens of Chinese entities over their role in weaponizing biotechnology and other U.S. innovations to bolster the Chinese military and to further its human rights abuses.

    Among the 34 Chinese entities targeted was the Academy of Military Medical Sciences—China’s top medical research institute run by the Chinese military—alongside its 11 research institutes, for aiding the Chinese military with biotechnology, including “purported brain-control weaponry,” the department stated without elaborating on the technology.

    ?https://mb.ntd.com/us-blacklists-dozens-of-chinese-biotech-firms-that-aid-military-including-for-brain-control-weaponry_715459.html

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      • The Program and tech behind all that started in the US. China just stole it and got the US operatives under their cover. Bryan knows a lot, but not everything.

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