So Bryan decided Spain isn\u2019t cool anymore and has left, much to the relief of the Spanish people.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He was supposed to make his way from Spain to France to Serbia but as is typical for Tew, he always does something stupid to get himself into trouble.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He claims the CIA has mind controlled him to lash out in rage. He doesn\u2019t really give out much context but says he tried to swing his suitcase at someone he claimed to be a stalker and ended up dislocating his shoulder.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He\u2019s currently stuck in Paris wearing an arm\/shoulder cast that he says will have to stay on for three weeks. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Of course it\u2019s everyone\u2019s fault but his own. He didn\u2019t want<\/strong> to swing that suitcase at an innocent person. The CIA corrupted his mind, convinced him that some random dude is a stalker, and pressed a button that made his arm swing impotently. <\/p>\n\n\n\n I don\u2019t like to laugh at people\u2019s misfortunes … but it\u2019s Bryan and watching his life unfold is just a slow motion comedic disaster of his own making so I can\u2019t help it. <\/p>\n\n\n\n https:\/\/youtu.be\/iTzT7liA8Z8<\/p>\n\n\n\n https:\/\/youtu.be\/31C0jAAVEpg<\/p>\n\n\n\n https:\/\/youtu.be\/NK1lTr8e_-U<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" So Bryan decided Spain isn\u2019t cool anymore and has left, much to the relief of the Spanish people. He was supposed to make his way from Spain to France to Serbia but as is typical for Tew, he always does something stupid to get himself into trouble. He claims the CIA has mind controlled him … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[3],"class_list":["post-580","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-tew"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tiwatch.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/580","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tiwatch.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tiwatch.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tiwatch.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tiwatch.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=580"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.tiwatch.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/580\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":581,"href":"https:\/\/www.tiwatch.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/580\/revisions\/581"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tiwatch.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=580"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tiwatch.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=580"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tiwatch.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=580"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}