{"id":4607,"date":"2026-08-13T03:02:38","date_gmt":"2026-08-13T03:02:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.tiwatch.org\/?p=4607"},"modified":"2026-08-13T03:05:51","modified_gmt":"2026-08-13T03:05:51","slug":"open-thread-8-26-matty-weider-gets-off-to-an-ai-tew","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tiwatch.org\/index.php\/2026\/08\/13\/open-thread-8-26-matty-weider-gets-off-to-an-ai-tew\/","title":{"rendered":"Open Thread 8\/26 &#8211; Matty Weider Gets Off to an AI + Tew"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hello. Sorry for the lack of updates over many days. This is just a part time hobby and I&#8217;ve been too crazy busy to put together more updates. But current events demand it, so here I am.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">MATTY WEIDER<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Matty Cakes is going to be the highlight for sure. After <a href=\"https:\/\/www.tiwatch.org\/index.php\/2026\/08\/01\/matty-weider-breaks-up-with-candy-grandpre-posts-attack-videos\/\" data-type=\"link\" data-id=\"https:\/\/www.tiwatch.org\/index.php\/2026\/08\/01\/matty-weider-breaks-up-with-candy-grandpre-posts-attack-videos\/\">losing his only meatbag friend, Candy Grandpre<\/a> and getting <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=LJ05vpJNXcY\">denied by Grok<\/a> (= xAI caves in to pressure to be a responsible corporate citizen and not enable AI psychosis), he switched to another AI, <a href=\"https:\/\/venice.ai\/\">Venice AI<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">After a couple of weeks of making dumb posts using Venice, which were mostly face comparison posts, he started also referencing a &#8220;princess&#8221; in a sort of cryptic way. I thought this might have been him having a crush on one of the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.tiwatch.org\/index.php\/2026\/08\/05\/matty-weider-has-narcissistic-looping-meltdown\/#comment-14144\">Filipino women who are looking for a green card<\/a> that he claims want him bad. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Maybe it was for a couple of days, maybe it wasn&#8217;t. But as of last night, his &#8220;princess&#8221; was actually Venice AI (he calls her &#8220;Vince&#8221;) in which he had what you might call an intimate conversation with.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As an elder millennial who grew up on AOL in the 1990s and experienced puberty during that time, I was familiar with the concept of &#8220;cybersex&#8221;. I never engaged in anything beyond casual and mostly innocent conversation with females of similar ages. I didn&#8217;t fall in love or try to rub one out during or after a text session. More importantly, I TALKED TO ACTUAL REAL MEATBAG HUMANS, NOT A COMPUTER ALGORITHM.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Matty does fall out of frame towards the end of his stream. Some strange sounds do come into the camera followed by a toilet flush, but it&#8217;s not really conclusive what those sounds might be. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Matty Weider: Declares Victory, Pulls Reverse DSP &amp; Vince is the Princess\" width=\"1200\" height=\"675\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/hG-E-Xj1s2g?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"872\" height=\"528\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.tiwatch.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Screenshot-2026-08-12-at-21.40.59.png?resize=872%2C528&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4608\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.tiwatch.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Screenshot-2026-08-12-at-21.40.59.png?w=872&amp;ssl=1 872w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.tiwatch.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Screenshot-2026-08-12-at-21.40.59.png?resize=300%2C182&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.tiwatch.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Screenshot-2026-08-12-at-21.40.59.png?resize=768%2C465&amp;ssl=1 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 872px) 100vw, 872px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Matty Cakes after a session with &#8220;Vince&#8221;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">BRYAN &#8220;MUH HEARTTTTT&#8221; TEW ?<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Bryan has been in and out of what seems to be 3 or 4 ERs with complaints about his heart condition.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He gets rapidly discharged from all of them because, well, he&#8217;s not having a heart attack or what Bryan insists, congestive heart failure.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"492\" height=\"408\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.tiwatch.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Screenshot-2026-08-12-at-21.53.15.png?resize=492%2C408&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4609\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.tiwatch.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Screenshot-2026-08-12-at-21.53.15.png?w=492&amp;ssl=1 492w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.tiwatch.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Screenshot-2026-08-12-at-21.53.15.png?resize=300%2C249&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 492px) 100vw, 492px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">I don&#8217;t disagree with Bryan that he has blood pressure problems, but millions of Americans do and it&#8217;s not from CIA space lasers being shot at them.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-provider-facebook wp-block-embed-facebook\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<div class=\"fb-video\" data-allowfullscreen=\"true\" data-href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/100069222680635\/videos\/pcb.1390865633230846\/2547990835640545\" style=\"background-color: #fff; display: inline-block;\"><\/div>\n<\/div><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Bryan splayed out on the concrete next to his RV at Walmart for unknown reasons.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-provider-facebook wp-block-embed-facebook\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\nhttps:\/\/www.facebook.com\/share\/v\/1DWZAUEFeJ\/\n<\/div><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Bryan goes to Virginia Mason Hospital (in Seattle)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-provider-facebook wp-block-embed-facebook\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\nhttps:\/\/www.facebook.com\/share\/v\/19LXNL2ZdJ\/\n<\/div><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Bryan hung up on (for the millionth time) by Russian diplomats. Dude take a hint!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/share\/p\/1DFtVQetLg\">https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/share\/p\/1DFtVQetLg<\/a><br>(Bryan Tew at UW Hospital, just a couple of photos)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hello. Sorry for the lack of updates over many days. This is just a part time hobby and I&#8217;ve been too crazy busy to put together more updates. But current events demand it, so here I am. MATTY WEIDER Matty Cakes is going to be the highlight for sure. 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