{"id":457,"date":"2019-03-28T01:54:56","date_gmt":"2019-03-28T01:54:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.tiwatch.org\/index.php\/2019\/03\/28\/bryan-tew-shits-himself-blames-the-cia-and-demands-free-medical-care\/"},"modified":"2019-03-28T01:58:33","modified_gmt":"2019-03-28T01:58:33","slug":"bryan-tew-shits-himself-blames-the-cia-and-demands-free-medical-care","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tiwatch.org\/index.php\/2019\/03\/28\/bryan-tew-shits-himself-blames-the-cia-and-demands-free-medical-care\/","title":{"rendered":"Bryan Tew shits himself, blames the CIA, and demands free medical care"},"content":{"rendered":"

This is mostly told in screenshots of recent posts. He claims to be experiencing abdominal pain and has the shits. It’s the CIA’s fault of course, not poor hygiene or third world sanitation. Now he wants to return to America.<\/p>\n

So much for the lawsuit and asylum claim! All that wasted time, energy, and money for such a foolish endeavor.<\/p>\n

I love the sense of entitlement in that email – he thinks he is owed free medical care from the government of Ecuador, a country he has repeatedly bashed and accused its people of being “peasants”. What a fucking asshole!<\/p>\n\n\n

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This is mostly told in screenshots of recent posts. He claims to be experiencing abdominal pain and has the shits. It’s the CIA’s fault of course, not poor hygiene or third world sanitation. Now he wants to return to America. So much for the lawsuit and asylum claim! All that wasted time, energy, and money … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-457","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tiwatch.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/457","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tiwatch.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tiwatch.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tiwatch.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tiwatch.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=457"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.tiwatch.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/457\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":461,"href":"https:\/\/www.tiwatch.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/457\/revisions\/461"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tiwatch.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=457"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tiwatch.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=457"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tiwatch.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=457"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}