{"id":360,"date":"2018-08-07T18:30:22","date_gmt":"2018-08-07T18:30:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.tiwatch.org\/index.php\/2018\/08\/07\/menace-on-the-roads-bryan-tew-purchases-a-scooter\/"},"modified":"2018-08-08T00:49:31","modified_gmt":"2018-08-08T00:49:31","slug":"menace-on-the-roads-bryan-tew-purchases-a-scooter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tiwatch.org\/index.php\/2018\/08\/07\/menace-on-the-roads-bryan-tew-purchases-a-scooter\/","title":{"rendered":"Menace on the roads: Bryan Tew purchases a scooter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bryan has purchased a new <a href=\"http:\/\/www.justgottascoot.com\/liberty150.htm\">Piaggio Liberty 150 scooter<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.tiwatch.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/38662879_2208220696083912_3149480293883183104_o.jpg?resize=474%2C975&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-363\" width=\"474\" height=\"975\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.tiwatch.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/38662879_2208220696083912_3149480293883183104_o.jpg?resize=498%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 498w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.tiwatch.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/38662879_2208220696083912_3149480293883183104_o.jpg?resize=146%2C300&amp;ssl=1 146w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.tiwatch.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/38662879_2208220696083912_3149480293883183104_o.jpg?w=640&amp;ssl=1 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 474px) 100vw, 474px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Mere hours ago Bryan posted a video talking about how he is getting into near-wrecks on rental e-scooters because of his lack of sleep:<\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/youtu.be\/rUUgosY9u9I<\/p>\n<p>Informal poll &#8211; what bad thing will happen to Bryan now?<\/p>\n<p>1. He wrecks the scooter in a sleep-deprived daze<\/p>\n<p>2. He has a bout of &#8220;white hot rage&#8221; and runs over (or attempts to) a &#8220;gangstalker&#8221;, or otherwise has some kind of &#8220;road rage&#8221; situation<\/p>\n<p>3. The scooter is stolen from him while he sleeps or is away<\/p>\n<p>4. He is robbed at gunpoint\/knifepoint for the scooter<\/p>\n<p>5. The scooter is impounded for improper parking, or the police seize it for some other valid reason.<\/p>\n<p>The only good thing I have to say about this is that he didn&#8217;t purchase an actual motorcycle.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bryan has purchased a new Piaggio Liberty 150 scooter: Mere hours ago Bryan posted a video talking about how he is getting into near-wrecks on rental e-scooters because of his lack of sleep: https:\/\/youtu.be\/rUUgosY9u9I Informal poll &#8211; what bad thing will happen to Bryan now? 1. He wrecks the scooter in a sleep-deprived daze 2. &#8230; <a title=\"Menace on the roads: Bryan Tew purchases a scooter\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiwatch.org\/index.php\/2018\/08\/07\/menace-on-the-roads-bryan-tew-purchases-a-scooter\/\" aria-label=\"Read more about Menace on the roads: Bryan Tew purchases a scooter\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[3],"class_list":["post-360","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-tew"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tiwatch.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/360","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tiwatch.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tiwatch.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tiwatch.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tiwatch.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=360"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.tiwatch.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/360\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":365,"href":"https:\/\/www.tiwatch.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/360\/revisions\/365"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tiwatch.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=360"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tiwatch.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=360"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tiwatch.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=360"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}