Bryan Tew Harasses, Assaults, & Batters Innocent Stranger in Ecuador, Calls Him “Informante”

According to Bryan’s own definition of assault and battery, he just committed assault and battery against this individual. Bryan provides no context other than to claim “high tech entrapment”, i.e. the CIA beamed thoughts into his mind to make him lash out.

“Assault is Deliberately placing another human being in the immediate fear for their personal safety.

Battery is the slightest touch in anger.”

Bryan Tew

49 thoughts on “Bryan Tew Harasses, Assaults, & Batters Innocent Stranger in Ecuador, Calls Him “Informante””

  1. Bryan Tew has finally left Ecuador and is now in…

    Panama, where he had a “Violence violent collision” at Multiplaza Mall, which appears to be a high-end shopping centre in Panama City so I wouldn’t be too surprised if he’s buying a new iPhone at the Mac Store (Multiplaza doesn’t have an Apple store per se but Mac Store sells Apple products).

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    • Bryan shows us Panama City and writes in the title that his ticket to Nicaragua is blocked.

      https://youtu.be/c_PCHn5DCD0

      Y’know, considering Bryan’s preference for staying in Spanish-speaking countries but his seeming refusal to learn any Spanish beyond a handful of tourist book phrases, Panama City seems like one of the best cities for him to be “stuck” in within Spanish-speaking Latin America considering it has a sizeable English-speaking community, largely Americans from the days when the Canal Zone was still American territory, and is quite bilingual.

      I’m not sure why he’d want to go to Nicaragua where he’d be less safe. Nicaragua was the country where that dishevelled-looking homeless guy walked towards his bus with a machete, wasn’t it?

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        • Just in Central and South America, Bryan could go to Belize, Guyana, or Trinidad and Tobago (technically part of the Caribbean but only a few miles offshore from Venezuela so I’m including it) for countries that have English as an official language, and Costa Rica is another country like Panama that has a sizeable amount of English-speaking expat Americans living there so he could likely get by in the capital San Jose without needing to speak much Spanish, assuming he sticks to stores that cater to the American residents.

          I almost think that Bryan tries to avoid countries where English is either an official language or widely-spoken because he enjoys being rude to anyone just doing their job who can’t speak English that well.

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  2. Bryan’s latest bonkers revelation: homeless (and other) people are part of “stalking pods” that exist in every neighborhood in the industrialized world whose purpose is to walk around randomly and follow people like Bryan around as part of the CIA’s conspiracy against TIs.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82iV73H-9RE

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    • The homeless people who dart out into traffic to hustle people for money are actually government agents working to connect people’s brains to supercomputers according to Bryan. That’s hilarious.

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    • In other words, a homeless person who aimlessly wanders around the world complains about homeless people whose aimless wanderings are limited to whatever city he’s in at the time.

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